Malmsteen is a god

[Kenneth R.]

He probably has a stack of tapes of his own instructional videos sitting next to his TV and then sits on his couch watching them with one hand on his cock and the other in a tub of lard.

... yeah.

Why do people worship this guy again? Yngwie is a novelty.

 

[Risquit]

But a world without Yngwie ever having existed is a sad one indeed.

 

[makethestringscry]

no

 

[Powers]

LOL you assume far to much my friend.

LOL fairplay.

He's a talented feller, and I can't even hope to play guitar like him...ever but he is, as already stated, a novelty.

Christ he makes me laugh though. I'd hate to think he really doesn't play anything he plays without just a hint of irony.

 

[daz436]

I still really like most of his first album.

 

[Kir-ir-Bannog]

LOL fairplay.

He's a talented feller, and I can't even hope to play guitar like him...ever but he is, as already stated, a novelty.

Christ he makes me laugh though. I'd hate to think he really doesn't play anything he plays without just a hint of irony.

Dude, please look at the links, its a joke about him

*sigh*

 

[Powers]

Oh I know, I watched the links, but I've seen the proper version of those videos as well, on my uncle's PC.

Like I say, he must play what he plays with at least some irony.

 

[Kenneth R.]

But a world without Yngwie ever having existed is a sad one indeed.

he serves his purposes:

1. comedic relief
2. an example of why shredding tastelessly is just...
3. an example of why having a huge ego and a short temper are a bad combo.
4. when in doubt, see purpose #1

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Malmsteen is nothing but a guitar wank off, Im tired of hearing the same scale progressions over and over and over and over all he does is wank off. I hear the same solos in all of his solos.

 

[Effigen]

haha what a fuckin wierd looking dude.

 

[affinityband]

micheal romeo is wierd lookin imo.

 

[Effigen]

most definitely.

 

[Powers]

he serves his purposes:

1. comedic relief
2. an example of why shredding tastelessly is just...
3. an example of why having a huge ego and a short temper are a bad combo.
4. when in doubt, see purpose #1

5. Why people should wear really tasteless frilly shirts, which look utterly ridiculous.
6. Awful hair
7. Ere! Yngwie! Who ate all the pies you fat fuck! Middle aged spread...also know as to much beer, coke (sniff) and cheesy fried shite.

 

[Effigen]

again Romeo is fatter

 

[Powers]

"Gimme Pies or I'll keep making shite albums!!!!"

Seriously though.

 

[Tubbs]

^ If shite means good, then I'll agree.

About Yngwie, the only album I liked was Alchemy. It's true though, all of his stuff sounds nearly identical.

 

[biggsy]

How the fuck do you pronounce Yngwie?? I've always wondered...

 

[illidurit]

ingvay

 

[biggsy]

lol... i did NOT get that at all! i said like yingwee...

cheers!

 

[Opethian666]

It's Iiiingweee !!!