Martha Stewart - GUILTY!!

OOPS.

How long? Rather, how long are they going to try to get in the sentencing?
 
NAD said:
OOPS.

How long? Rather, how long are they going to try to get in the sentencing?
Reports are coming in via live TV news as we write. Sentencing has not been set yet, but she has been found guilty on EVERY count, including perjury and obstruction of justice.

There wasn't even a debate - the jury decided unanimously over lunch. Apparently there were way too many holes in her story, and the defence didn't even want to put her on the stand in fear of the prosecution finding even more holes.

All the Enron guys should get life.
 
bah, she'll probably get probation and a hefty fine, which she'll pay right then and there. I do think this is hilarious though. Little Suzy Homemaker possibly going to jail. ahahahahahahaha

SOme of the Enron guys are in jail, but they won't get life. Why should they get life? Fastow got 10 years, his wife got 5 months. Skilling might go to jail for 10 or so years. Lay won't be touched.
 
markgugs said:
She's going to jail, without question. Though jail in this case will most likely be nicer than my apartment. And certainly have better food.
Agreed. The lawyers are guessing 2 years in a minimum security prison (which basically means nice room, TV, huge landscaped gardens, three square meals per day, and a black mamba dildo).

Meanwhile, she'll write her memoirs and publish them for $3m the day she's released. And then she'll marry Mike Tyson.
 
I read that by selling her stock, she saved herself... *drumroll* $51,000 in losses.

Again, OOPS.
 
As it has been said time and time again in Hollywood, "any publicity is good publicity"! Martha Stewart will actually end up making more money after spending her 5 months in jail than had she just not made that stock transaction. Nothing like a HUGE payday for breaking the law!
well me and my mom always listen to her show in Sirius radio Ask Martha Stewart Show that’s EST-9:00am.. Well in spite of her issues right now she is still a trendsetter... it doesn’t mean that Martha is a bad person. Well in most cases people would say that she is a criminal... But when you going to think that Martha is still a good person and she’s a good talk show host too..

many thanks!
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