Matt's custom Jackson guitar

[metallicdistort]

You can do whatever you want to her, just don't show us pictures

 

[Styxx]

Only if I can have sex with her first

FUCKING HELL DAVE, WHY?! THAT'S DISGUSTING! YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE IT ONE STEP TOO FAR!

 

[metallicdistort]

Cos shitting on her wasn't inappropriate at all...

 

[Styxx]

Correct, why is that funny?

 

[metallicdistort]

/sarcasm

 

[Styxx]

/sarcasm

NEVER!

 

[D.Ingram]

Nowt wrong with Celene Dion mah boi!!

Styxx you're just pissed because I'm not having sex with you

 

[Styxx]

Nowt wrong with Celene Dion mah boi!!

Styxx you're just pissed because I'm not having sex with you

Dammit! Second best comeback ever! Oh well, you leave me no choice but to retalliate with...

No, I'm pissed cos I'm not having sex with your mum.

 

[D.Ingram]

Damn dude, you must be desperate....

 

[Keenan]

Butbutbut...... I thought Dave's mum was with ME!

 

[D.Ingram]

Bunch of desperate n00bs

 

[Keenan]

Just like your mom?








Okay, I'm done now.
Seriously! How is the guitar coming along? Heard anything about it lately?

 

[Styxx]

Bunch of desperate n00bs

SO'S YA FACE!

 

[D.Ingram]

NO U

 

[Styxx]

Terrible Dave, just terrible.

 

[metallicdistort]

Best comeback on the internet

 

[Styxx]

Best comeback in the world

I know, it's ace!

 

[metallicdistort]

 

[Ocelot2010]

It's true. He likes to put his willy in young boys like you.

Anyway, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR JACKSON MATT?!

 

[evilematt]

ah things are happening with the custom, they've had millions upon millions and trillions of custom orders to make and mine has been in the queue, it will be on the way shortly....

some people have been waiting near 2 years for one due to the high demand. they must be made that bloody well that so many people want one! one day i will have mine, do not fear!!