May one kindly soul...

[Reminiscence]

...send me a fairly simple drumming program over AIM sometime? I need to put drums into my gr1m songs. They just don't sound fully blasphemous without.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Drum machines aren't grim at all.

 

[Captain Beard]

They're far less grim than Pretty Pretty Princess.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hey, I was a pretty pretty princess in a Venom shirt.

 

[Captain Beard]

And thusly very grim.

 

[Enemy242]

fruity loops?

 

[Reminiscence]

Drum machines aren't grim at all.

Well I tried pens, lightbulbs, and CD cases once but it just didn't do it for me. I need a drum machine.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

How about a drumset?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Google leafdrums.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

How about a drumset?

Going out on a limb here, Isabel, but I'm guessing the price.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

How about a drummer who already owns a drumset?

 

[Captain Beard]

She makes sense you know.

 

[Reminiscence]

How about a drummer who already owns a drumset?

I don't know any drummers.

 

[Captain Beard]

place an ad for one

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Meet one.

 

[Captain Beard]

BOTH!

 

[Reminiscence]

Fuck finding a drummer and fuck you both. Who can give me a drum program?

 

[Captain Beard]

NO FUCK YOU!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Google leafdrums.

Are you blind?

 

[Reminiscence]

Yes, I missed your first post.