May one kindly soul...

My fan is blowing on me, and it is making my nipples quite erect. Every time I flick them they make a cool sound... like a snare and a floor tom mixed together in a fusion machine...

So instead of using a drum machine, erect your nipples flick em.
 
What a life saver you are. Now I have no idea how I'm going to import drums to Audacity. This is going to take a looooooooong time.
 
okay, If you want to record real drums you are gonna loose way to much money...
cause if you want it to sound good you will need good microphones, which are fucking expensive.
but since you asked for a drumcomputer I don't really know hehe,..
I've heard fruity loops is quite good
 
This isn't a serious song either and there is no way I'm putting in effort into finding real drums. It looks like this leafdrums with suffice, hopefully...