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[apex nemesis]

I am new. Like a new potato but less round and brown.

 

[Rusty]

Welcome to UM!!

I am like a carrot, only more human-shaped, -sized, and -coloured.

Enjoy the forums.

 

[Jax]

Hi and welcome to UM

 

[~Zeanra~]

Welcome enjoy the boards.

 

[apex nemesis]

Thankyou. You are all so kind and welcoming. I now feel like a fully matured potato. I just hope people don't fill me with cheese.

 

[Fractured]

mmmmmm........cheese.......

 

[Rusty]

Did someone say cheese?? That's done it, to the fridge I go - there should be some mature cheddar left over.

 

[Fractured]

Yeye, and bring me some

 

[Russell]

Same here, I fancy some cheese.. Maybe with chips

I mean welcome starchy

 

[apex nemesis]

I'm not ready to be chips yet!

I'm still a 'junior'. Makes me feel all pre-pubescent. How many posts must I make before pubes start to apear?

 

[Russell]

Originally posted by apex nemesis
I'm not ready to be chips yet!

How about roast I like roast potatos

I'm still a 'junior'. Makes me feel all pre-pubescent. How many posts must I make before pubes start to apear?

Until you go into user profile and change it

If you're lucky you may get breasts as well

 

[Rusty]

Hmm, I must be unlucky then. The breasts never appeared for me. Although, my scrotum seemed to extend vertically downwards.

 

[apex nemesis]

I'm a potato of male origin so I doubt i'll get breasts. I would like a pair but preferably someone elses. Any offers?

I'll go and remove my junior label and see what develops.

 

[apex nemesis]

I'm not a junior anymore! I have now developed into a hash brown with a couple of pubes on top. I'm fucking hot! You know you want to eat me now. Still waiting for breasts....

 

[~Zeanra~]

Why didn't I get any breasts???!!! *kicks computer*

 

[Fractured]

I don't believe you Zeanra, I would need to see evidence.

Please post a pic.

 

[Rusty]

*puts x-ray goggles on*

I can safely say that Zeanra has breasts. And now I've gone all weak at the knees...

 

[Thanatos]

you bastard

 

[~Zeanra~]

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by Thanatos
you bastard

I could sell you a pair...