Hey Mel!
I know that it seems like such a short time that you were away, but during that time, there have been some developments you should be aware of...
First off, there was a freak thunderstorm. Observers swear that at one point the storm front looked similar to this piece I did a while back...
Upon further investigation, it seemed to center over JoJos house, and she hasn't been the same since.
Since that storm, the Maidens have enjoyed an unusual amount of attention, as the BettyWrathchild logo has been appearing all over the city...
Due to the added publicity, it has become necessary to hire some additional security at the Maidens gigs, due to excessive ice throwing and other incidents...
In other news, as there a very ugly pileup on the freeway due to the fog associated with the storm front I mentioned earlier, drivers have started to invest in more durable vehicles for their commutes to and from work.
This has also brought about a new craze... tank racing!
Note the poor guy on the bike. Nature trails, parks, and other similar 'off road' locations have become very unsafe as of late.
Finally, due to the added craziness (and media attention), the Maidens have started construction on their new mansion outside of the city...
So, don't be suprised if things seem a little different upon your arrival...
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I know that it seems like such a short time that you were away, but during that time, there have been some developments you should be aware of...
First off, there was a freak thunderstorm. Observers swear that at one point the storm front looked similar to this piece I did a while back...
Upon further investigation, it seemed to center over JoJos house, and she hasn't been the same since.
Since that storm, the Maidens have enjoyed an unusual amount of attention, as the BettyWrathchild logo has been appearing all over the city...
Due to the added publicity, it has become necessary to hire some additional security at the Maidens gigs, due to excessive ice throwing and other incidents...
In other news, as there a very ugly pileup on the freeway due to the fog associated with the storm front I mentioned earlier, drivers have started to invest in more durable vehicles for their commutes to and from work.
This has also brought about a new craze... tank racing!
Note the poor guy on the bike. Nature trails, parks, and other similar 'off road' locations have become very unsafe as of late.
Finally, due to the added craziness (and media attention), the Maidens have started construction on their new mansion outside of the city...
So, don't be suprised if things seem a little different upon your arrival...
This message brought to you by the Mr Toast Ministry of Disinformation
