menstruation

[RottenAngel]

hmmm.. I could do with bigger boobs..might look into this pill lark

but you can actually get an implant put under the skin in your arm that prevents you from getting pregnant for 3 years and makes your periods really light. sounds like a plan to me!

I've heard about it! It really works?

 

[toolsofthetrade]

the blood would not stop... me

good call

remember to brush yer teeth after tho

edit: hmm marta already said that

 

[toolsofthetrade]

its a hard life being omnipresent

yer stealth mode complements that

 

[marginalé]

Oh, my husband's even worse, he goes down on me and then goes freakin' out the kids with his bloody mouth.

HAHAHAHA

 

[DragonLady1]

its a hard life being omnipresent

 

[zupi_clone]

why are you bowing?

 

[StevenK]

cause your a dirty cunt

 

[zupi_clone]

was only joking with the dragon, you mean shes a dirty kunt?

 

[StevenK]

she bows to your dirtyness cause shes a dirty cunt too

 

[zupi_clone]

i thought she was bowing to strangelights dirtiness , i may have words with him, its deffo not on, espeically in 'this' forum

 

[DragonLady1]

I was bowing to his holiness

 

[LostLenore]

"Gods punishment" ...for men...

PMS is our revenge.

 

[Bastet]

yeah! and sudden headaches, hehe!

 

[LostLenore]

but you can actually get an implant put under the skin in your arm that prevents you from getting pregnant for 3 years and makes your periods really light. sounds like a plan to me!

This is what you need.
NO mess for 5 (yesyes!) years.

 

[A Leaf]

altho periods are hell..be greatfull lads. now only do you get balls which are entertaining and can piss standing up you dont have to bleed for a week out of every 4.

but, you're forgetting that girls get to have multiple orgasms at a time
and, we have boobs which are kinda entertaining too, while they only have nipples.

 

[Andy_2003]

quality bollocks thread there duncan, top notch stuff, haha

 

[Loona]

ahmygod (mr Strangelight it wouldn't be you :Smug: )
about the pills, I disagree with the fact they make you put weight on... thankfully (as far as I have experience...)

 

[Don Corleone]

i once knew a girl who bled every three weeks. she was quite fertile.

 

[toolsofthetrade]

how do u know? does some brat call u daddy now?

 

[Bastet]

hmmm, nothing to do with fertility indeed
unless you spoke figuratively of course