Merry (almost) X-mas

[plintus]

Go to an animal shelter and ask if you could take a dog with you for just a day so you can try it out. Then bring it back the next day. Don't forget to wash your cum out of its fur in case you spilled some.

No, I am not experienced in having sex with animals.

Oh, you like furry women then, I guess.

The beaver MUST be shaved. Jeez, Germany is like stone age to me now.

 

[Matse]

I am sorry, but you are the one living in the stone age. In Germany unshaved "beavers" are considered animals. No German would have ever misunderstood that.

 

[Siren]

Stop promoting animal cruelty. It's Xmas dammit.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

My god people post this shit else where. This is an exclusive X-mas thread .

Nick

 

[rahvin]

My god people post this shit else where. This is an exclusive X-mas thread .

.

 

[Matse]

He started it. *Points at Plintus*

I just wish it would snow again. When this thread started we had snow outside and I already had the "Christmas feeling" but now it is raining outside. Certainly not what I would like to have for christmas.

Just to cheer you up:

For the girls
For the boys
For real men who can handle it

 

[plintus]

My brother in law (or how do you call a guy who fucks your sister on a regular basis as a legitimate husband?) is getting a brand new Dell laptop - just ordered another one today for him as a present.

Ha, I remember getting a laptop myself 2 years ago as a present

Stop promoting animal cruelty. It's Xmas dammit.

Animals don't celebrate Christmas, plus the holiday itself promotes animal cruelty: Santa makes reindeers FLY.

 

[hyena]

@plintus: i protest the reference to beavers on grounds of you saying that you're into gay animals. if they're gay and take a shine to you, they must be male. so no dice.

 

[DisplayofCharacter]

Animals don't celebrate Christmas, plus the holiday itself promotes animal cruelty: Santa makes reindeers FLY.

Reindeers fly anyway. Ever see one by your place? No. That's because they're in the sky. Santa merely harnessed the power. Just like his workshop's electricity is created by having millions of hamsters run in wheels. Hamsters, or orphans... I'm not sure.

 

[Siren]

Just to cheer you up:

For the girls

Why did that not cheer me up, but rather scared me and made me cower under my desk while holding my fingers in a cross and shouting "gay!"?

 

[rahvin]

Just to cheer you up:

For the girls
For the boys
For real men who can handle it

For Christmas I wish ill fortune on all three of them.

 

[Dafne]

I want lots of new friends to go to gigs and football/hockey matches with, and then a band to play in (but just for passion not pros).

and then of course looot of snow with the sun shining!

and then just a weird thing, when i saw this

it can't

i thought "what the hell, thats wrong!" but that just coz im takin the habit 2 rite like this, where can't is cant... :zombie:

 

[Siren]

For Christmas i want Dafne to stop writing like that.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

.

:Smug:

 

[brownden]

whatever happened to bushy beavers being cool? it's a sad sad world we live in....

 

[rahvin]

and then just a weird thing, when i saw this


i thought "what the hell, thats wrong!" but that just coz im takin the habit 2 rite like this, where can't is cant... :zombie:

More worrying is the fact that you actually read my posts.

 

[|ngenius]

More worrying is the fact that you actually read my posts.

As a matter of fact, and it is me the first one surprised, I find myself browsing the threads and reading solely those written posts by people I know, my dwarfish old friend, and yours pomp up regularly. That was kinda subonscious until you said that and I realized. Subconscious discrimination, you could say.

|ng (Passing by...)

 

[rahvin]

As a matter of fact, and it is me the first one surprised, I find myself browsing the threads and reading solely those written posts by people I know, my dwarfish old friend, and yours pomp up regularly. That was kinda subonscious until you said that and I realized. Subconscious discrimination, you could say.

|ng (Passing by...)

Well I had no idea! Now that I know I'll leave clues to discover the location of the fabled city of Dwarfy-la in my messages. Clues only a robot will be able to solve.

 

[Siren]

A friend is selling her apartment. Now THAT (with optional sexy guy to live in it) would make an awesome xmas present to me.

I know i'm quoting myself, and that is included in the 'ultimate list of weird things to do', but...

i now have the apartment. for free. sexy guy wanted to stay in it.
only available for a limited amount of days!

 

[Dark_Silence]

Why did that not cheer me up, but rather scared me

same for me