Metal Occupations

[Mythos Inibri]

Gothic Metal - interior decorater
Doom Metal - proctologist (because of the deep bass inducing defecation)
Death Metal - serial killer
power metal - gay prostitute
speed metal - crank dealer in a bike club

 

[FilthBreedEngage4]

Santanic Black / Death Metal- Churchburner/ Satanic Author
Math Metal- Physcho Math Teacher
Prog Metal- Painter

 

[Zephyrus]

Bolt Thrower Fan - WWI reenactor