Metal survivor, round 6

[nafnikufesin]

With a whopping 48% of the vote, David Lee Roth once again finds himself unwanted, and is voted off the planet. Las Vegas didn't need another lounge singer anyway.

So on to round 6...hey, six...sixx...wasn't there somebody named Sixx that was already voted off? Whatever happened to Nikki Sixx, anyway? Oh, not that again...

So who should be voted off the planet and why?

 

[Weapon X]

Lita Ford is she still alive. Well she gotta go, cause she's gone and I say so.

 

[Jax]

I gotta go with Angus Young this time around..not only are there no more songs that can be written with those same 3 chords he plays, but that same schoolboy suit he's been wearing for 30 years REALLY stinks!

 

[Voice of God]

Billy "boo-hoo I wasn't mentioned in the Anthrax document" Milano. Whiner.

 

[xenophobe]

Scott Ian, cause like the earlier time I picked him.... He goes onto MTV and says... "Woah, listen to this great new band Linkin Park, followed by Disturbed"... or some such stuff..

Uh, in the words of Anthrax...

NOT!

 

[nafnikufesin]

I'm still going with Billy Milano as long as he is still a fat fuck with no talent. And guess what? He still is

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Well, I'm still going with Kerry King, who's first name should be Wayne.

 

[FailingAcension]

Lemmy-silly name

 

[mourningstar]

lita ford, i'm really starting to hate you, you know? sooner or later you have to go home!

and stop voting for someone whose surname is the city i live in. thank you.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Just because his surname is the city you live in doesn't make him talented or of any significance to the metal world. Milan will live on without Milano.

 

[mourningstar]

oh, sorry, i forgot to add the "with-this-everyone-will-understand-that's-a-joke" smiley.

i add two in this one.

 

[FailingAcension]

You should be more careful!

 

[mourningstar]

you think? i'd die if i were bothered by everything people don't understand

 

[Sonnenritter]

I can't believe someone voted for Lemmy. Lemmy destroys everything. You just don't fuck with Motorhead. ANYWAY! I picked Lita Ford for obvious reasons.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Count my vote for Billy Milano (thing won't let me vote) because I want Lita to stay!

 

[FailingAcension]

Originally posted by Sonnenritter
I can't believe someone voted for Lemmy. Lemmy destroys everything. You just don't fuck with Motorhead. ANYWAY! I picked Lita Ford for obvious reasons.

:

Haha, sucka'

 

[manuelgv]

Phil Anselmo again
I'll post until he's gone

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Whoa! I'm still drunk from the celebrations at the "See ya in the nextlife (but not if i see you first) David Lee Roth!!" party, and it's time to vote someone else off already!

Hmmm, -scratches head-, not really caring now coz DLR is gone and all's right with the world!

Still, it's time to sober up and do my duty. Soooo.....much as i hate to vote off the only chick, i have to vote off the only chick! Simply because all the others, at one time or another, have made at least SOME form of valid contribution to metal. As minute, and dubious, as some of those contributions may be, they're still greater than Lita Ford's...heh...she was kinda cute though...ah fuggit, later Lita!

 

[Cyclonus]

Kerry.

He is cholesterol personified. (Eh?)

And his solos suck.

And he says Slipknot are the future of metal.

And he is arrogant.

And bald.

Never trust a bald man.