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Ahahaha thanks. Frank is an inspiration to us all.

Here are some more Norm MacDonald quotes:
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In economic news, unemployment figures rose slightly for the month of October, with declines in the Dow Jones and NASDAQ. The reason for the sudden downturn? You guessed it—Frank Stallone.

According to the EPA, it will cost an estimated $295 million to clean up toxic waste at the former Lockheed Martin Military Air Craft Plant in California. The cause of the toxic waste? You guessed it—Frank Stallone.

In Princess Anne, Maryland, state health officials have discovered what caused the mysterious death of 200,000 fish at a Somerset county fish farm. The culprit? You guessed it—Frank Stallone.

Entertainment Weekly's list of the 101 World's Most Powerful People in Show Business is out. At number one, Fox CEO Rupert Murdoch. In second place? You guessed it—Frank Stallone.

And, finally, the votes are in and Entertainment Weekly has chosen its Funniest Man Alive. And who is the Funniest Man Alive? You guessed it—Frank Stallone!... Congratulations, Frank Stallone!

Recent photos sent from the Galileo space probe orbiting Jupiter’s moon Europa suggest that it meets the conditions necessary to support a primitive life form. Just what kind of life form? You guessed it—Frank Stallone.

And the British Sunday Times is reporting that Belgian doctors have accidentally cloned a human being. The human being? You guessed it—Frank Stallone. [Doctored photo of two Frank Stallones]