Mikael vs. Homer Simpson

[S4R]

Who have you been inspiered by more, Mikael or Homer? It's a close one for me, but i have to give it to Homer, I use things said by him everyday.

 

[Rusty]

"D'oh! "
"Why you little... "
"Mmmm... free goo... "

I think my answer is clear.

 

[S4R]

Originally posted by rustymetal
"D'oh! "
"Why you little... "
"Mmmm... free goo... "

I think my answer is clear.

 

[Slynt]

Donuts....is there anything they can't do?!

 

[S4R]

"Marge, your pro-mop anti-horse agenda has been clear for quite some time now."

 

[Confessor]

What with the posts dude?
Leave The Simpsons alone, you are not honorable enough to say their names!!! NOW DOWN BOWN DAMMIT.

 

[S4R]

Oh, I am worthy, I have seen every single episode, multiple times, and I know that because I have a checklist I keep, pretty sick uh?

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Who doesn't love the Simpsons?

Homer: OOoo, snappy answers to stupid questions *puts down MAD magazine* Hey Bart, ask me what smells.
Bart: What smells?
Homer: I don't know, STUUUPPIIDDD.

Mad Magazine Writers Meeting
________________________

Writer #1: I know, let's call it "Everybody HATES Raymond"
All Writers: *laugh*
Writer #2: That was worth staying up all night for!
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Ralph: I dress myself! (has pants on hit arms)
Ralph: The pointy-kitty took it! (points to a mouse)
Ralph: GO BANNANA! (if you don't know the context of it i'm too lazy to explain)
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Homer wants to know who is favored to win the game so he can bet on them, he calls the Coaches' choice hotline, which is $5 a minute.

Hotline: Hel-o Wel---------come to the coaches' hot-line. In the game of Den--------ver Verses Cin-
Homer: Cincinatti
Hotline:Ci-
Homer: Cincinatti, CINCINATI!
Hotline:na-
Homer: Cincinatti!
Hotline: ti, we must take in-------to acc----count sev---er-----al things
Homer: Hurrryyy upp, don't they know i'm being charged by the minute?!?1
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Bart: Ahhh this sucks
Marge: BART! Where do you learn language like that?!?
Homer on Phone: Yeah Moe, that team last night really sucked. They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Yes I am a die-hard fanatic that types these lines from memory *bows* although I don't have an episode checklist!

 

[_Transparent_]

purple is a fruit
lisa:there are lots of needy children out there
Homer: so what are you saying lisa? i need to buy a gun.

 

[nyleve]

Hmm, this one is truly a dilemma. I don't really know what to pick, but:

Homer: "Sacrilicious"

Mikael: "They wear white for me"

Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen..."

Mikael: "Sick Liasons raise this monumental mark, the sun sets forever over Blackwater Park"

but then,

Homer: *in candy store* "Ooh, I feel like a kid in some kind of store"

Suddenly Mikael retaliates: "Sigh of summer upon my return, fifteen years since I was here..."

Homer: *buying teen magazines for Lisa* "They're for my daughter!" Store clerk: "Sure they are..."

Yet Mikael still decides to make things more complicated: "Searching my way to perplexion"

Homer doesn't think much of Mikey's deep stuff: "...and I am NOT easily impressed! Look, a blue car!"

Mikael doesn't get it: "Please remedy my confusion and thrust me to the day"

Homer: "The silence of some seclusion brings night ... mmmm .... night ... secret donut"

Mikael: "Hey, I can sue you for that"

Homer: "Marge, kids, Mikey, everybody, excuse me for a moment; I have something very important to attend to." *goes to the giant keyboard for feet* *du du du du DU du du du du du du *CRACK******

Mikael: I win.

 

[Katatonic]

i have to say ive been INFLUENCED more by mikael, ie my music tastes and how i play, but homer cracks me up every time

"To continue, press any key....hmmmm wheres the anykey?"

 

[Demonspell]

Poetic musical genius vs. donut-swilling moron. You can probably guess who my choice is...

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

I think it's an unfair question really, I mean Homer has his charm, he's just so funny! But of course Mikael is more influencial. But that doesn't mean we have to insult Homer, Demonspell. He's just so damn stupid you can't hate him! (I guess I am insulting him too )

 

[S4R]

Originally posted by Oyo
I think it's an unfair question really, I mean Homer has his charm, he's just so funny! But of course Mikael is more influencial. But that doesn't mean we have to insult Homer, Demonspell. He's just so damn stupid you can't hate him! (I guess I am insulting him too )

I couldn't agree more.

 

[nyleve]

I think the two are comparable in a way. But really, I believe that I like Mikael more just because of the "Searching my way to perplexion" thing...

 

[Villain]

Originally posted by nyleve

Homer: *in candy store* "Ooh, I feel like a kid in some kind of store"

Suddenly Mikael retaliates: "Sigh of summer upon my return, fifteen years since I was here..."

Homer: *buying teen magazines for Lisa* "They're for my daughter!" Store clerk: "Sure they are..."

Yet Mikael still decides to make things more complicated: "Searching my way to perplexion"

Homer doesn't think much of Mikey's deep stuff: "...and I am NOT easily impressed! Look, a blue car!"

Mikael doesn't get it: "Please remedy my confusion and thrust me to the day"

Homer: "The silence of some seclusion brings night ... mmmm .... night ... secret donut"

Mikael: "Hey, I can sue you for that"

LOL

The duel of the millennium!!!

-Villain