Milf

[Arg_Hamster]

Hmmm... does "DILFs" exist?

 

[DarbysDad]

ummmmm ok, you can't be serious! haha sounds like you might be headed for the dog house!

I'm always in the dog house, so nothing's new. anyway the bi-chick was a drunken college thing. My wifes definitely not bi either.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

My husband has determined that I am, in fact, a MILF.

Thraude, it blows when stuff you invented takes off like that. That's happened to me. You guys would probably get sued now if you called out for "MILF service".

 

[DarbysDad]

My husband has determined that I am, in fact, a MILF.

Thraude, it blows when stuff you invented takes off like that. That's happened to me. You guys would probably get sued now if you called out for "MILF service".

Now that you've been declared a MILF maybe you can have some weekends that are more fun.

 

[dutchy]

Once upon a time i dated this MILF, 2 kids, messed up in a divorce who just had her tongue pierced, sucking was good , but the fuckin............ damn!!!!!to much space!!!!

 

[DarbysDad]

dude that's harsh did you tell her about Kagels?

 

[dutchy]

Kagels???fill me in!!

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Now that you've been declared a MILF maybe you can have some weekends that are more fun.

Except that the declaration was made over a year ago.

Kegels are a good thing.

And having kids would only affect the "fit" if you have a shitty doctor who doesn't know what he's doing.

 

[DarbysDad]

Kegels are an exercise for woman where they practice contracting the muscles in the promise land. And not to be crude but the doctor should sew the woman back up after an episiatamy(spelling)...I joked with my ex about having it sewed up an extra notch. She new about Kegels, let me tell you.

 

[DanThrax]

I remember the word Milf way before Amercian Pie also. Alex taught me that one. It was so cool to use cause hardly anyone knew what it meant. Then when American Pie came out everyone knows what it is.

Any suggestions on a new word?

 

[MichiMikey]

...and what, pray tell, are your criteria for milfness? because I certainly don't look like Miss Lopez...

Well Ms Lopez isn't exactly a MILF. I would say the mom on Raymond is a MILF, so are a couple of the local morning news anchors here in Detroit. It isn't a J-Lo quality, it's more of a sexy demureness(real word?)Ya know, "I made some cookies, come bang me cowboy style".

Besides, who cares what I think, I'm King FUGLY

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

it's more of a sexy demureness(real word?)Ya know, "I made some cookies, come bang me cowboy style".

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(That speaks for itself.)

 

[Devin_Damien]

Hmmm... does "DILFs" exist?

I was in line at Waldenbooks the other day and a group of 16 year old girls (all hot btw) --- I'm goin to hell ...LOL -- and one turned and looked at me then told her friends that she's in front of a DILF in a low tone...but I heard it. I said to the girl....wanna be the one to send me to jail....and I winked. She didnt think I'd understand and turned beet red...ROFL , then started stuttering nonsense. I smiled and paid for my Revolver magazine and left.

So , Yes.... DILF's DO exist!

 

[DarbysDad]

I was in line at Waldenbooks the other day and a group of 16 year old girls (all hot btw) --- I'm goin to hell ...LOL -- and one turned and looked at me then told her friends that she's in front of a DILF in a low tone...but I heard it. I said to the girl....wanna be the one to send me to jail....and I winked. She didnt think I'd understand and turned beet red...ROFL , then started stuttering nonsense. I smiled and paid for my Revolver magazine and left.

So , Yes.... DILF's DO exist!

Yeah, thoughts of teenagers may send us to Hell. Maybe Anthrax will be there when we show up.

 

[Metal Maiden]

And not to be crude but the doctor should sew the woman back up after an episiatamy(spelling)...I joked with my ex about having it sewed up an extra notch. She new about Kegels, let me tell you.

That's stitch is called the husband's knot.

 

[DarbysDad]

Maiden - I'm not a woman but damn. the whole baby experience is crazy, I feel for all you ladies. Getting sewn up.

 

[Metal Maiden]

You only get sewn if you tear, or if they cut you.

 

[DarbysDad]

don't they cut sometimes now b4 someone tears?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Yes, if they can predict a tear in time, they will cut before. I tore both times. The first time, no one was in the room when my son came out, hence the lack of prediction. With my daughter, he could tell I was going to tear, but my epidural was starting to wear off and it was too late to get another one before she came out, so he let me tear and stitched it up later.

And I can tell you after both experiences, if your doctor knows what they're doing, you end up even better than before, if you know what I mean.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Sometimes, but I think alot of doctors are trying to get away from that. They used to think you healed better if it was cut, instead of torn. But now they changed their minds and say it heals faster if torn. I did it the easy way, c-section.