Milf

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

What they're trying to get away from is cutting for the sake of the cutting routine, rather than trying to judge the woman's size vs. the baby's size, because some women get through it just fine without a tear. I think I'd rather tear than have a scalpel coming at me, anyway.

 

[DarbysDad]

Yes, if they can predict a tear in time, they will cut before. I tore both times. The first time, no one was in the room when my son came out, hence the lack of prediction. With my daughter, he could tell I was going to tear, but my epidural was starting to wear off and it was too late to get another one before she came out, so he let me tear and stitched it up later.

And I can tell you after both experiences, if your doctor knows what they're doing, you end up even better than before, if you know what I mean.

Brat, in my younger days "guys would say she's had kids she's warn out". but I learned not to listen to them.
Maiden a C section, that's like major surgery right?

Anyway I know there's pain in labor, my ex dialated so fast they didn't give her a epidural with my son, just demorhal, well she practically bit me like a shark, no shit.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Well, my body is pretty smart. I didn't dilate fast until AFTER the epidural. The nurses would look at the monitor and say, "Doesn't that HURT?" I can't imagine doing that shit without one. Yes, I know it was done for thousands of years, but DAMN.

I tried to only do Stadol with my son, but that shit is useless and I asked for the epidural anyway.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Yeah, it's surgery. But I've got the coolest fucking pictures!

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Ewww.

 

[DarbysDad]

I'm sick enough to look at those pics but I must confess I didn't look down there during the labor.

 

[crystlpalace]

Well Ms Lopez isn't exactly a MILF. I would say the mom on Raymond is a MILF, so are a couple of the local morning news anchors here in Detroit. It isn't a J-Lo quality, it's more of a sexy demureness(real word?)Ya know, "I made some cookies, come bang me cowboy style!

y'know, now that you mention it, I don't know if I can really picture JLo beng a mother.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I'm sick enough to look at those pics but I must confess I didn't look down there during the labor.

Yeah, my husband was a giant weenie, too. He swore he wasn't going to see anything. But then when my son was born and he and his mom were the only ones in the room, he got quite an eyeful. And he didn't pass out or anything. But he still wouldn't cut the cord. He watched everything with Tonya, but he didn't cut her cord either. He said that's what we're paying the doctor for.

 

[DarbysDad]

I just looked at my ex's face. and the chord was wrapped around mijos neck, so I let the doc do it. His first tears sounded like fuck, fuck, fuck, what the hell is going on?

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Yes.... DILF's DO exist!

Aha! I knew it! My buddy became a dad a year ago... wonder if the chicks will think of him as a DILF soon?

 

[max]

anyone seen www.milfhunter.com???
great site and he's a funny guy. i like his catchphrase (while receiving compliments from the milf while fucking her) "that's my job - that's what i do!"

 

[dutchy]

C-section for all woman!!!

 

[Metal Maiden]

I was there when my best friends son was born. And YES I looked. It was so cool! But I couldn't tell you anything about her. I don't know if she's a natural blonde or if she shaves. That's not what your paying attention to.

And she was there when Madison was born. She would carefully look over because she wasn't sure she could handle the operation. But she said it was cool and she's glad she was there. She took my pictures for me.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

My best friend had three c-sections. For each one, her husband got yelled at for leaning over too far while looking, and he would say stuff like, "Cool, honey! I can see your bladder!!"

 

[Metal Maiden]

Cindy didn't tell me too much during the operation, but a few days later she did. My doctor was a real small woman and Cindy thought it was funny to see her lifting things out of me like it was nothing.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Shannon told me if they'd have let her up, she'd have strangled him. And for a few years, he would tell her "I know you inside and out." Har, har.

This is the same guy that actually wrote a song that he sings on his way to the doghouse. But he is AWESOME to go to concerts with.

 

[DarbysDad]

A dog house song. Is it like a marching tune.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Yeah. It's called "Digging a Hole", and he makes little shoveling gestures while singing it.

 

[DarbysDad]

Damn could he post it for us loser husbands.

 

[Metal Maiden]

I think he should do a video.