Milk?

[skeptik]

There was a period of about 6 years where I didn't drink milk at all after I figured out I was lactose intolerant. Now I take lactaid pills, but for a while even that didn't seem to help when I drank milk, though it worked for other dairy products.

I used to have a cup of chocolate milk every day before school, and I would always wonder why I had the shits afterward. One day in seventh grade my mother was like maybe you're fucking lactose intolerant and shit and I was all like really mom what the fuck is that and she was like it's this shit where if you drink milk you shit and I was like holy fuck I bet I have that shit and she was like yeah and I was like yeah and she was all yeah and then I was like well what in the motherfuck do I do about this shit and she was like there's these little bitches you take and you don't shit when you drink milk and I was all fuck yeah and shit that's what I'm talking about. So now I drink milk sometimes.

 

[Life Sucks]

I only drink milk in my coffee. I eat a lot of cottage cheese, though, just for the protein content.

 

[ossa]

good story dodens

 

[Eligos]

@Dodens: I laffed so hard. Way to make my face hurt. Seriously, though. Sounds like a conversation on Southpark only it's funnier because it's narrated.

@Life Sucks: Cottage Cheese is the staple of my family's diet.

 

[sevag00]

i still drink milk everyday in the morning.

 

[DarkBliss]

In cereal, in coffee or with a slice of fresh rye bread.

 

[Vilden]

I don't drink milk that often anymore, I always drink it when I'm eating pancakes though!

 

[SWAT]

I drink milk when its late at night and I'm hungry, but I still want to go to sleep and not feel like I ate a shitload of food. Curbs the appetite and what not.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I love Milk.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Tigers middlemilk is the shit.

 

[General Zaroff]

This thread is full of faggotry, AIDS, fail, an hero, etc...

But milk is the shit.

Funny that your vocalist doesn't like milk, it really helps with growls and such.

 

[tagradh]

I fucking love milk. Semi skinned ftw.

 

[Zephyrus]

I don't drink milk anymore, but I try to get a couple servings of dairy per day. My breakfasts often include yogurt, and I often have some ice cream with dessert after dinner.

 

[Ben_t]

I haven't had milk in at least 18 years.

 

[Vilden]

Tigers middlemilk is the shit.

Fantomenmjölk is even more the shit!

 

[tagradh]

I don't drink milk anymore, but I try to get a couple servings of dairy per day. My breakfasts often include yogurt, and I often have some ice cream with dessert after dinner.

Dessert is for homos.

 

[The Ozzman]

Dessert is for homos.

If you're a gay my pals fag that hates ice cream, that is

 

[cookiecutter]

I used to drink it all the time because my mom made me. Now I usually just have it cereal. I prefer skim milk because it tastes the least like milk.

 

[rms]

I drink probably a gallon of 1%/whole every 2-3 days. Ice cold milk is great. Helps for gaining mass too

 

[tagradh]

If you're a gay my pals fag that hates ice cream, that is

If your dessert isn't fruit then fuck you.