Misheard Metal Lyrics

[Gamb of Lod]

Opeth - Harvest

actual lyrics: "but it's me who's the martyr"
what i heard: "but it's me who's tomato"

Thats tomato with the short a sound, but I definitely hear it.

 

[no country for old wainds]

yes well, i'm british

 

[mutantllama]

3:45
"I AM GAAAAAY"

 

[SonOfNun]

3:45
"I AM GAAAAAY"

 

[Vegard Pompey]

3:45
"I AM GAAAAAY"

lmfao the intonation makes it even better. I feel like @TechnicalBarbarity will appreciate this and fervently argue that these are the canonical lyrics.

 

[no country for old wainds]

goddamned subliminal messaging, no wonder chasm fans are all such fags

 

[no country for old wainds]

Opeth - Harvest

actual lyrics: "but it's me who's the martyr"
what i heard: "but it's me who's tomato"

By the turnstile beckons a damsel fair,
The face of Jonathan neath blackened hair

 

[challenge_everything]

Opeth - Harvest

actual lyrics: "but it's me who's the martyr"
what i heard: "but it's me who's tomato"

Haha dammit I'm not going to be able to un-hear this.

 

[challenge_everything]

3:27 "We will fart against the oncoming dark"

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Pretty good summary of Katatonia's entire career