Misheard Metal Lyrics

[Dog Hates Us All]

Lamb of God - Set To Fail

Actual lyric - "So go and weave your tale of woe"
Misheard lyric - "So go and wave your tail at Juan"

Slayer - Disciple

Actual lyric - "God hates us all"
Misheard lyric - "God hates us, Saul"


Share your misheard lyrics here!

 

[CiG]

Metallica - Motorbreath

Misheard lyric - "Boomtown Rats, that's how I live my life."
Actual lyric - "Motorbreath it's how I live my life."

 

[Baroque]

Death - Without Judgement

"Take part in a diminishing breed"
"She farted a diminishing breeze"

Disciples of Power - Ice Demons

"Demons... ice demons!"
"Steven, hi Steven!"

 

[Baroque]

Obituary - Turned to Stone

Misheard lyrics: "Turned to stone"
Actual lyrics: "AAAAUUUUUGHHHHHUHHH DUHTURNEDDUH STOOOOOOUUUUGGGHHUUHHH"

 

[CiG]

Obituary - Turned to Stone

Misheard lyrics: "Turned to stone"
Actual lyrics: "AAAAUUUUUGHHHHHUHHH DUHTURNEDDUH STOOOOOOUUUUGGGHHUUHHH"

 

[Dog Hates Us All]

Slayer- Angel Of Death

Actual lyrics - "Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you"

Misheard - "Caesar blood, Barry White
Smell your deck as the bird's deep inside a ewe"

 

[-CC-]

Actual lyrics: MOTORIING

Heard Lyrics: MOTORHEAAD

Every. Time.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

"Join my quest for fire, research all through the land"

One of my little brothers at the age of 6 thought the chorus of Judas Priest's Heavy Metal was "Happy Pretzel".

 

[Dog Hates Us All]

Actual lyrics: MOTORIING

Heard Lyrics: MOTORHEAAD

Every. Time.

LOL I used to think the same thing.

Iron Maiden "2 Minutes To Midnight"

Actual lyrics : "the onboard in the womb"
Misheard lyrics : "and I'm bored in the wound"

 

[CiG]

Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills

Misheard lyric - "Chasing the rich kids back to their homes."
Actual lyric - "Chasing the redskins back to their holes."

 

[Dog Hates Us All]

Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills

Misheard lyric - "Chasing the rich kids back to their homes."
Actual lyric - "Chasing the redskins back to their holes."

LOL...nice!

 

[The Ozzman]

Opeth

Actual lyric: Contorted Trees
Misheard Lyric: Clitoris Race

 

[Draehl]

Posted this one before 10 years ago lol I've been here too long...

Bloodbath - Bathe in Blood 3:17-3:20.

"Transfixed bodies in a grotesque scene"

Now listen again and tell me that doesn't sounds like "Put the quarters in the Coke machine"

 

[Satanstoenail]

Iron Maiden "2 Minutes To Midnight"

Actual lyrics : "the onboard in the womb"
Misheard lyrics : "and I'm bored in the wound"

HOW MANY FETUSES CAN WE GET ONBOARD THIS WOMB

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Unholy - "Seeker"

Actual: In the name of the victims
Misheard: In the name of the wheat thins

 

[Mort Divine]

Pain of Salvation's The Perfect Element

What it is: "All pain that he's been passing on
Answers to his craving"

What I hear: "All pain that he's been passing on
Where's his Jewish craving"

 

[Dog Hates Us All]

Pain of Salvation's The Perfect Element


What I hear: "All pain that he's been passing on
Where's his Jewish craving"

Give this man a Matzo ball, STAT!


So...listening to Battles from In Flames and ran across a misheard lyric by me:

Actual lyrics -
Here in my room
I'm behind the wall

What I heard - Here in my room I'm peeing on the wall

 

[Alchemystudiosink]

Gospel of the throttle - Minutes to Midnight

Misheard/Misremembered Lyrics: "Russle of the bustle rev my motor everyday, gotta keep on going push my engine all the way.
Singing Nah nah nananah nah nah nananah"

Actual Lyrics

Just give me the feeling push my motor everyday Gospel of the throttle, push my engine all the way singing
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

So, I was pretty close at least

Kiss - Deuce

Actual lyrics: He's worth a deuce
Misheard Lyrics: He's worth a douche

 

[Gamb of Lod]

I know this thread is pretty old, but I feel it's my duty to leave these gems.

Song: Die die my Darling - Metallica

Actual lyrics: Don't cry to me oh baby
What i heard: Don't cry tomatoes baby

Song: Descending - Lamb of God

Actual lyrics: to never recover the pieces to all that we've lost, recover, the pieces lost
What I heard: to never recover the pizzas to all that we've lost, recover, the pizza sauce

Song: Believe - Disturbed

Actual lyrics: Into me, penance can't absolve your sins
What I heard: Into me, melons can't absolve your sins

Song: Reckoning Day - Megadeth

Actual lyrics: Here comes the reckoning day
What I heard: Here comes the broccoli day

 

[no country for old wainds]

Song: Die die my Darling - Metallica

Actual lyrics: Don't cry to me oh baby
What i heard: Don't cry tomatoes baby

Opeth - Harvest

actual lyrics: "but it's me who's the martyr"
what i heard: "but it's me who's tomato"