On the last Iron Maiden tour, I saw a HELL of a lot of former hot-assed metal babes who were about 50 pounds heavier and 15 years older...not a problem, except that they were still wearing skin-tight spandex, bullet-belts and ripped t-shirts that showed WAY too much....
I'm glad I didn't eat before the show...
That's not even that bad...
On the Jagermeister tour with Arch Enemy, Hatebreed and Slayer, my wife and I were lucky enough to get some VIP passes from a friend who works in marketing for Jagermeister. We hung out downstairs in the lounge before the show, eating from the buffet next to Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman which was very cool. After the show, they did a meet and greet with autographs and shit...so we're standing there talking to all the band members, and there's this one guy there who won some contest on a local radio station...he's obviously drunk, and he's talking REALLY loud about how fucked up it is that they weren't providing any beer and shit for those of us who were backstage, no more food was left for him to eat, why did we have to wait so long for the bands to come out, he should have been given the guitar he won in the contest first so he could get it signed by the band...everyone was just kind of staying away from him and shit...just really rude and fucking low-class on his part - drunk or not.
Regardless...everyone pretty much ignored him and we got some great pictures with Slayer and a lot of signed stuff...so it turned out alright.
