Movies ... the porno edition

[lurch70]

One of my friends who worked at a porn magazine pretty much all this year (was doing the airbrushing) brough over this porno for my bday ... VANILLA CREAM PIES

There is nothing like watching pornos, with 15 of your closest friends (men and women) and just waiting for some orgy to erupt ... did not happen though

Oh yeah, some hot broads in the movie ... anyone have some recent recommendations?

 

[Henrik Main]

The Grand Theft Anal series are always a safe bet if you want quality porn ;p

 

[Thanatopsis123]

The Grand Theft Anal series are always a safe bet if you want quality porn ;p

Wasn't Monica Sweethart in that? Fuck she's awesome.

 

[NAD]

i prefer dirty old vhs porno found in a brown paper bag starring bitchez you've never heard of.

other than that, free internet porn. although i do have like 3 lame dvds.

 

[Henrik Main]

Wasn't Monica Sweethart in that? Fuck she's awesome.

Yeah, I think so.

I've mostly been downloading stuff from http://members.bangbros.com lately, free passwords = the ultimate win

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Yeah, I think so.

I've mostly been downloading stuff from http://members.bangbros.com lately, free passwords = the ultimate win

And the password is?

 

[General Zod]

...anyone have some recent recommendations?

Be careful. People are into some freaky shit. Every so often I'll download something, and have to turn my head away to keep from getting sick. Personally, I don't understand the allure of any of the following (aside from the obvious):

gagging
vomitting
ridiculous amounts of saliva
ass to Mouth
gaping orifices
ridiculous sized breasts (not replusive, but not a turn on either)

Hey, whatever floats your boat. But I'll pass on any of the aforementioned. Just give me a hot chick, with natural breasts, who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Zod

 

[Henrik Main]

And the password is?

the account gets suspended if too many people use the username/password, so I suggest you sign up at some xxx passwords forum or request a user/pass at some porn passwords IRC channel ;p

 

[lurch70]

Be careful. People are into some freaky shit. Every so often I'll download something, and have to turn my head away to keep from getting sick. Personally, I don't understand the allure of any of the following (aside from the obvious):

gagging
vomitting
ridiculous amounts of saliva
ass to Mouth
gaping orifices
ridiculous sized breasts (not replusive, but not a turn on either)

Hey, whatever floats your boat. But I'll pass on any of the aforementioned. Just give me a hot chick, with natural breasts, who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Zod

yeah, no shit dude ...

and what is with the spitting? can someone explain that to me?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

the account gets suspended if too many people use the username/password, so I suggest you sign up at some xxx passwords forum or request a user/pass at some porn passwords IRC channel ;p

You seriously gonna play a brotha like that? Dats cold homie.

 

[Henrik Main]

gagging - gross
vomitting - gross
ridiculous amounts of saliva - can be cool
ass to Mouth - gross
gaping orifices - indifferent
ridiculous sized breasts (not replusive, but not a turn on either) - indifferent

.

 

[NAD]

slobbering blowjobs are just... weird. the other things zod listed i agree with, well except ATM which i find hilarious.

 

[Henrik Main]

You seriously gonna play a brotha like that? Dats cold homie.

pm'd you with a password i just found, looks like it works too

 

[NAD]

haha, i have this video of some dude banging hannah harper (?) up the pooper, nuts in her mouth, goes back to the butt, then in the mouth one more time.

i mean on one hand i think "jesus what's wrong with a girl like that?!" but then i think "haha, that's funny."

 

[E-bortion]

chicks gagging on rod = hot. *fap fap fap* then again im a sadistic bastard. however, the vomiting, huge holes, and shit like that is just disgusting. bukake makes no sense to me either.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

what ever happened to regular semi-decently clean sex?

 

[E-bortion]

what ever happened to regular semi-decently clean sex?

it stopped because... *waits for pyrus*

 

[cthulufhtagn]

it stopped because...

...you touch yourself at night

 

[NAD]

man you know what part of porno i hate? the underball closeup shot, especially with full sound. i mean i know what goes on down there, and i sorta figure there's a reason why it's impossible to get a clean shot of the whole mess while you're in the thick of things.

or maybe i'm just not flexible enough, iunno.

 

[E-bortion]

man you know what part of porno i hate? the underball closeup shot, especially with full sound. i mean i know what goes on down there, and i sorta figure there's a reason why it's impossible to get a clean shot of the whole mess while you're in the thick of things.

or maybe i'm just not flexible enough, iunno.

Yeah, almost as bad: The closeup on the guys face when hes shotting a load.