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[Tut Ankh Amon]

morning wood is TERRIBLE
i've got to get in the most absurd angles and positions so i don't piss the whole bathroom
it's hard as hell, and when i finally find a good angle.... the damn urethra is closed because of the angles i have to put it in

it's NOT fun

 

[Yetti]

morning wood is TERRIBLE
i've got to get in the most absurd angles and positions so i don't piss the whole bathroom
it's hard as hell, and when i finally find a good angle.... the damn urethra is closed because of the angles i have to put it in

it's NOT fun

whats worse is when you're almost 7 feet tall(or over 200cm, whichever). since you gotta try and angle it way down. owwww :zombie:

 

[bobvex]

that you guys need to take a woman home everynight. .

you wake up. . "oh look, morning wood" *boink*

its really as simple as that. .

 

[Johanna]

I wanted to write smthing similar. The next will be that they tell each other about their wanking habits...*hint hint*

haha, well they have at least brought the subject up once since you wrote this.
Im eagerly waiting for the continuation of this thread...

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

haha, well they have at least brought the subject up once since you wrote this.
Im eagerly waiting for the continuation of this thread...

Like I've always said, women are perverts

 

[Ralf]

Wild Hose and Fjuuurious Yngwie are classics soooo when is another MSN orgy?

As for morning wood... I'm pissing sitting to avoid wild hose effect

 

[Profanity]

I wish I was involved.

 

[Abrasive-X]

pissing sitting?
thats so womanly :O

 

[-Gavin-]

Does the job though mate.

keeps the roof happy.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

pissing sitting?
thats so womanly :O

But it makes it easier to read Unless you're good at aiming without hands.

 

[-Gavin-]

which, with a boner, is nigh on impossible

 

[Yetti]

Like I've always said, women are perverts

thats a good thing

 

[Heavenscent]

MSN-gaypilechats always give me a woody....
When I masturbate at night, I always seem to have more trouble getting up....but a good morning handshake from myself always does the trick...then I sit down to take a piss...for good measure

Edit: Now, I want to hear about female masturbation rituals
Ps: I'm a perv too...I'm very feminine

 

[Johanna]

MSN-gaypilechats always give me a woody....
When I masturbate at night, I always seem to have more trouble getting up....but a good morning handshake from myself always does the trick...then I sit down to take a piss...for good measure

Edit: Now, I want to hear about female masturbation rituals
Ps: I'm a perv too...I'm very feminine

sorry but no, this is man-talk thread

 

[-Gavin-]

we'll just see about that

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

sorry but no, this is man-talk thread

Female masturbation habits is man-talk as well

 

[Yetti]

Female masturbation habits is man-talk as well

damn right it is

 

[Johanna]

Female masturbation habits is man-talk as well

by all means, feel free to talk about it, just dont expect me to add you any insight in the subject

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

by all means, feel free to talk about it, just dont expect me to add you any insight in the subject

Ah, the mysterious women

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Does the job though mate.

keeps the roof happy.

not always
it could *boink* up and hit the toilet lid from underneath

aanyway, onto the next topic...

female masturbation is a disgrace to men. They spend their hornyness with themselves then don't feel like getting it on later

and besides, it's not fair... they know what to do next better than us