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Lanterns

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From urbandictionary.com :

Finnish urban legend says, that there lives (or lived) creature named Vomit in Middle-Finland. He had vomited himself into this universe, and he is also known as "Strangler" and "Urakoitsija" (which means worker in finnish). The tale says he had taken the body of drunken bum in order to get close to his victims. He has insane obsession to drinking (mostly beer and jaegermaister), smoking and repairing various things. He's former sailor. He's known for "The boiler room effect". He lures innocent children to his houses boiler room and commits his mystique fetishes to them. and he is always in drunken haze.

Dude, I saw Vomit in a pub! He was so drunk that he had dropped his food all over his clothes, pissed in his pants and booze had knocked him out!

Vitujen kevät! Is that true or what?
 
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I meant of course, is it true that there actually is a "legend" like that in Finland.

first off its urban dictionary.

i could say this dude named lanterns on some forum enjoys pissing himself and raping gerbils if i wanted to.

but seriously. common fucking sense?