must bring items for a bodom gig

[BodomIsYourGod]

Well they were like"give yourself a paper cut on your dick or your a pussy" and i aint no pussy!

 

[Lola]

Those hairy cooters!!!!What did they have to do in return???

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

well i forget i was a little tipsy at the time so.

 

[Lola]

Ahaha.....Blame the Beer

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

Damn straight!

 

[Lola]

We forgot about $$$$! Beer isn't free!!!Never go to a show or festival without the dough!

 

[CadalMord]

^well, the female species have the ability to get free drinks pretty easily so that goes only for the guys.

 

[Lola]

Yeah if you expose yourself and degrade yourself you will!!! And I'm not one of those so I bring cha-ching$$$!!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

Wow even i expose myself for free beer!

 

[The Soulforged]

It was a dare alright....i dont like talking about it.

it is cool man! one time i got a misqutio bite on cock and everytime it got itchy i had to go and wank.

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

LMFAO i fucking hate misqutio bites on the dick!

 

[Hrafn]

 

[Draznog]

i gotta say That shit is WACKED!!!

 

[Lola]

So how did a misquito land on your johnson?? What were you doing....sinner

 

[The Soulforged]

well i live out in the boonies. so we were partying on some farm land an i went to piss. and i guess i passed out while pissing. it was weird because i had a lump from it and it made my head all fucked up.
Yeah weird stuff happens with my package and insects. one time i got a tick on my ball sac. no joke, that one sucked it had to site with needled twizers trying to get it out. it was on the back side too . so i had to hold em up. my uncle is like if you put vasoline on over the bug it will die and make it easier. well i thru some gel on my sac and before you knew i was chocking my chicken again. you kno who wouldn't you got lubey stuff on your hand all ready. might as well. plus you got to make sure your shooting good too.

 

[CadalMord]

^How about the little boy in Africa who had flies crawling out his groin? uke:

 

[Turbo]

a spare pair of underwear and a litre of vodka

 

[Lola]

Cadal Mord I haven't had breakfast yet!Pooor little boy if feel bad for him all he needs is to have maggots squirming all over his poor balls!uke:

Turbo vodka would be great but if I bring Vodka then I'm gonna have to bring a lemon berry slushi from Sonic......yummmm!!!!

 

[Turbo]

whats slushi?

 

[eva_dolly]

mmmmm slushy.. damn I miss the states now. It's pretty much a frozen fruit drink