must bring items for a bodom gig

[Lola]

Well you know men (and you are one so you know) they always seem to leave a bit of chocolate behind!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

Well the way i see it is............Whats the point of wipping with tolit paper if
the underwear wipes for you?

 

[Lola]

UUGGHHH!!

...well that's kinda like saying I'll wear no tampon since I'm wearing underwear it will catch my red crimson flow!!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

J/k ewww thats so dirty!

 

[Lola]

You said it!!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

!

 

[Lola]

Men need to use that toilet that has the water spout to wash the doodoo away!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

Personly i hate those.........It make me feel like m getting butt fucked by a bufflo!

 

[Lola]

Well baby wipes are another option...as long as you don't put your finger inside the chocolate starfish!!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

this has turn from "must bring to a bodom gig" to "proper anal hygeine"!

 

[Lola]

Well it's neccessary if you're going to a festival!!Would you like to be next to a foul,rank, person that smells like ass???

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

someones crowd surffing over you and you feel somting mushy

 

[Lola]

When you go up the ladder and hear something splatter...diahhrea.....cha,cha,cha!!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

When you hiding in a bush and you fell somthing mush....Diahhrea........cha,cha,cha LMAO

 

[Lola]

When your swimming in a pool and you feel something cool.....diahhrea...cha,cha,cha!!!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

When your sitting in your car and somthing smell like tar Diahhrea...cha,cha,cha!

 

[Lola]

When you're going out to dance and you feel something in your pants......diahhrea.....cha,cha,cha!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

When your waking your dog and you find a giant log...daihhrea..cha,cha,cha

 

[Lola]

Hey that's not diahhrea...that's doodoo!

 

[Peti]

Fuck! Would you stop this shit?