my belly

[Super Mahrio]

Dumpy and Juney! ive missed you two!

 

[Dumpy]

Dumpy has been wonderful. He puts the cream on my hemmorroids and kisses them better too.

oh to be the cream upon your cherry red swollen vessel
oh to soothe your pain and drain my digit in your labian ruffles
you are my queen covered in vaseline swelling with pride
my bowling pin bottle protrudes from my thighs
as the glass cracks away she spreads and flesh dies
one thing is a constant in this universe
my throbbing thrill hammer loves your itty bitty love purse....

 

[ms. anthrope]

B A H A H A H A !

 

[Necromunchkin]

I so want Dumpy to write for Hallmark

 

[deathstrike from hell]

a dumpy and juney kids show on nick jr would pwn.

 

[JUNEY+]

I so want Dumpy to write for Hallmark

If only Dumpy could get a job - he's too smelly and scary for society, but I love him that way.
He brings me the best dumpster treats from QVC though, even if I have to pick through hairs and things.
Dumpy will always be my purple headed warrior!!!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

oh to be the cream upon your cherry red swollen vessel
oh to soothe your pain and drain my digit in your labian ruffles
you are my queen covered in vaseline swelling with pride
my bowling pin bottle protrudes from my thighs
as the glass cracks away she spreads and flesh dies
one thing is a constant in this universe
my throbbing thrill hammer loves your itty bitty love purse....

That is the best Dumpy post ever.

 

[Super Mahrio]

I agree..atleast one of the best! haha!

 

[MajestikMøøse]