my coworker: all those beauty pageant girls are chunky

[minxnim]

me: WHERE? WHERE IS THE CHUNK???

 

[Baliset]

the co-worker is obviously jealous

 

[minxnim]

it's a gay dude tho! i mean, wtf?
people's idea of fat is blowing my mind.

 

[xfer]

somehow, that Afghan girl's neither beautiful nor chunky.

 

[xfer]

also, she's going to be killed within a year.

 

[azal]

 

[minxnim]

ouch

 

[lizard]

yeah I read she's on lots of shit lists back home for appearing in that decadent bikini.

 

[jerkstore]

I'd say a good indicator that someone isn't chunky is when you can see ribs.

 

[avi]

they look STARVED

 

[goatschool]

fatties

 

[minxnim]

nick i'm fat like those girls

 

[goatschool]

then please eat a little more.

we're getting food the next time i'm there. like, grocery store hopping.

 

[minxnim]

w/e i hate all the grocery stores here all the produce is about to go bad! it's wack.

 

[TheNewChupe]

those girls are pretty unhottt.

 

[IanDork107]

find a fold and fuck it

 

[Steve]

I'm waiting for a 300+ pound Miss America

 

[IanDork107]

she'd have to be 16 feet tall

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

I can't find a girl attractive until she's at least 120 lbs. Otherwise they just look too...3rd world country to me.

 

[minxnim]

shoot i just posted this great response and it disappeared

basically i said i'd make out with some of those girls.

also, i guess i am unattractive. i weigh about 100 pounds.

also, my old roommate called me last night at like 3 am offering to email me the paris hilton sex tape. not only is he 4 days late and $45 short, but it took be 10 minutes to convince him that i didn't want it, FORREAL.