David Beckham is apparently a meterosexual. Hey Billy, there is a great subject (reject?) for the next MOD-CD!
Me and some friends were joking about doing "Straight Five", we break into a gay guys home and throw out his "Wizard of Oz"-tape and his Kylie Minoge-CDs and burn his little desginer-shoes. Then we learn him to dress in baggy jeans, piss on the bathroomfloor and to drink a sixpack while listening to Manowar. Hmmm... wait... Manowar is the gayest thing in the world... better let him listen to Judas Priest!