my fav joke

[shell]

in a recent scientific study it was revealed that women fancy different types of men depending on where they are in their cycle, eg. when women are ovulating they like their men to be rugged strong with long hair whereas men menstuating they like their men to be doused in petrol, set on fire with a scissors in their eye and a javelin up their arse. what do you think?

 

[valanx]

Haha

Just another reason for my to be glad my wife is pregnant !

 

[flyin v]

How do u turn a fox into a elephant ?
Marry her !
Sorry to be a bit sexist