My First Interview!

[Ryan VH]

NOW WAIT A SECOND!!!

THE SON OF RHONDA NEEDS TO HAVE A SAY IN THIS LOVE AFFAIR BETWEEN GAZZA AND MY MOM






go get drunk in germany (your honeymoon) and have fun listening to amon amarth for four days in a row WHILE YOU KEEP YOUR FUCKING SON AT HOME WITH NOTHING TO FUCKING DO!







pff i thought i was the metal man of the house but NOT ANYMORE BECAUSE GAZZA came in now and if it were anyone else id kick their ass out!

 

[Vilewoman]

HAHAHA Son, I've missed your fucking ass!
Damn little shit, just like your mom! HA!
You will always be my wayward METAL Son!!!
And a metal star in training, how many gf's this week?

 

[Ryan VH]

hah mom i think i completed my training. this one guy at school is always like

ryan dude you are honestly the most metal person i know i mean dude! look at you! long hair got the fuckn face wear all black always band shirts you look like a true metalhead!

haha this dude is a stoner but also a good friend of mine


and i have many girls i can try and get with i just dont know which one to go for atm haha honestly

 

[False Joe]

go for the one with the biggest boobs and the least whiny voice.

 

[Vilewoman]

go for the one with the biggest boobs and the least whiny voice.

Joe you little shit, that's funny.
Another little shit, did I give "birth" to all you guys?

@ My son
Boy, I swear. New girl every other day. You're training will be complete when you join a bad and mom comes backstage to see 4 or 5 girls saying "Oh my god! I just love your hair, that guitar is so cool, how many strings does it have?"
You're a stud, just like your mom, who is awesome at bagging younger men

 

[False Joe]

Joe you little shit, that's funny.
Another little shit, did I give "birth" to all you guys?

All metalheads could be related.
We're all as awesome as each other.
If they ain't awesome, they ain't metal

 

[Ryan VH]

Joe you little shit, that's funny.
Another little shit, did I give "birth" to all you guys?

@ My son
Boy, I swear. New girl every other day. You're training will be complete when you join a bad and mom comes backstage to see 4 or 5 girls saying "Oh my god! I just love your hair, that guitar is so cool, how many strings does it have?"
You're a stud, just like your mom, who is awesome at bagging younger men

Haha I actually did have one girl say that before hahaha

 

[Vilewoman]

All metalheads could be related.
We're all as awesome as each other.
If they ain't awesome, they ain't metal

That's fucking right! Metalheads rule

Haha I actually did have one girl say that before hahaha

ROFL, please tell me you never saw her again

 

[Ryan VH]

after the night was done I told her the next day I was moving back to Norway haha

 

[Vilewoman]

after the night was done I told her the next day I was moving back to Norway haha

That's my boy!!!!!

 

[waif]

All metalheads could be related.
We're all as awesome as each other.
If they ain't awesome, they ain't metal

half of humanity is directly descended from Ghengis Khan.






The metal half, that is.

 

[amon666]

half of humanity is directly descended from Ghengis Khan.






The metal half, that is.