My hero.

[Reminiscence]

MAN TRAPPED 4 DAYS By FRANK RYAN - New York Post Online Edition: Seven

 

[Mike]

HAHAHAHA, a WALL of poo? must have taken a long ass time to make, but once the wall gets really high, how does he go to get more food to produce more shit?

 

[neal]

old and futile.

perhaps feeble is the word you're lookin for

 

[Lunar Still]

Holy shit.

 

[neal]

more like piled shit amirite?

 

[Lunar Still]

Yeah, but....someone had to say it.

 

[El Stormo]

"Police and firefighters yesterday rescued a Long Island man who had been trapped in his bedroom for four days after piling up a 7-foot-high mountain made up of bags of his own feces, jars of urine and other debris. "

... "other debris"?

Anyway, why on earth would you make a mountain of shite, and then get trapped under it?

 

[Captain Beard]

Because you're goddamned nuts? Or Oliver Drake. (Long story.)

 

[El Stormo]

I suppose that would be a good reason, yeah. But what's wrong with being nuts in a non-smelly way? I mean, a crazy bugger letting loose a wet fart is still tolerable, but a wall of poo? Dang.

 

[Captain Beard]

He was stopping the invasion of the mormons by building a poo-fort.

 

[El Stormo]

That suddenly made it go from "disgusting" to "totally awesome".

 

[Lunar Still]

I think a 7-foot wall of shit would keep out just about any trespassers.

 

[El Stormo]

And keep just about any nutcase in, apparently.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

God I hate old people.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I think the world would be a better place if euthanasia was mandatory after the age of 65.

 

[Captain Beard]

My uncle is 67 and quite decent. You're a mean mean meanie

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you've got weirdass heroes

 

[unknown]

they probably should have just left him there...but I am curious to know how/why he devised this plan

 

[Captain Beard]

Are you fucking blind? MORMONS!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Upon a second reading I realized that this guy is 64.

So the euthanasia age should be lowered to 60.