My hero.

[Captain Beard]

Ok, so the majority of my family dies within 10 years. Fuck it, lets drop the age to 5 and just slaughter everybody of school age.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

suggest making people submit to the sexual will of 21 year old virgins as necessary.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

What, the 60 year olds?

Gross.

 

[Captain Beard]

Dude, go get a fucking escort if you're that self-conscious about it, seriously.

 

[Captain Beard]

Matt likes the G-Milfs.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

FICKEN SIE DAS SCATMEISTREIRESSIN

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Dude, go get a fucking escort if you're that self-conscious about it, seriously.

FUCK YOU

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not an escort.

 

[El Stormo]

Apparently, it's you who's in need of the fucking

 

[Dead_Lioness]

God I hate old people.

Really.
Why is that?

 

[Reminiscence]

There is a brothel here in Marburg that I plan on "besuchen" within a week or so. My womanizer grandfather would approve of me using the Christmas money he gave me for it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Anyway, this story is like E. A. Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado" but in reverse.

 

[Lunar Still]

I hate the way old people drive. That aside, they don't really bother me.

 

[neal]

but can a person be futile? i dont think thats an adjective you can apply to a person. it sounds awkward. maybe one of our numerous english professors can shed some light on this quandary.

 

[derek]

One cannot be a futility. Life can be futile, but uh.

edit - yeah ^.

 

[El Stormo]

Anyway, this story is like E. A. Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado" but in reverse.

For the love of God, Montresor!

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, for the love of god.

 

[El Stormo]

Excellent ^_^

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