My Kayo Dot dream

[xfer]

azal and i are taking steps toward being an e-unit.

 

[Kitty Star]

Ouch Alex, ouch. I thought we had something here?

 

[azal]

are you asking me and alex or alex and spic star?

 

[minxnim]

alex

 

[Kitty Star]

I don't think I'm cool enough to be part of an "e-unit". I can't even hook up online, this leaves no hope for my real love life.

 

[xfer]

kitty star, i have a lot of love to give.

 

[azal]

alex

reply of the day.

 

[Kitty Star]

So what percentage of that love is mine?

 

[chupe666]

 

[0sm0se]

Kitty Star, I can hook you up with some guys, granted they will use you for meaningless sex and leave you in the morning alone, handcuffed to the bed, and totally naked, except you'll be covered in old money. But not all of that is yours, I still get a cut. Pimping ain't easy...

 

[xfer]

Kitty Star strikes me as the kind of girl who, weekly, corners the guy she is dating and demands, "Are you my boyfriend officially yet? Do you love me? How often do you think about other girls? How many months do you think until we get married? How many girls have you dated ever? How many girls have you kissed? Are you my boyfriend officially yet?"

 

[azal]

you'll get nothing and like it!

 

[azal]

and then I excuse myself to sploog in her bathroom sink.

 

[Kitty Star]

I am not really sure how I feel about that. Last time it was just a bad situation.

 

[lizard]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Kitty Star]

Kitty Star strikes me as the kind of girl who, weekly, corners the guy she is dating and demands, "Are you my boyfriend officially yet? Do you love me? How often do you think about other girls? How many months do you think until we get married? How many girls have you dated ever? How many girls have you kissed? Are you my boyfriend officially yet?"

I haven't had a boyfriend in over a year. Not since I left the guy I was engaged to. He was a totally abusive fuckhead. Since then I have been a little traumatized in the relationship department. So there aren't any boys to back into corners and ask these questions to. It is more like I let boys take me out and then when they ask if I am their girlfriend I laugh in their faces.

 

[azal]

tell me your ex was Mexican and had a mustache. I'm getting wonderful images of beatings delt out with the use of frying pans.

 

[Kitty Star]

Um he was a white kid with no mustache. Sorry to disappoint you. Next time I get beaten up by a boyfriend I will be sure to make it more to your liking.

 

[xfer]

kitty star is like an attractive version of frieda kahlo, without the lost-her-virginity-to-a-piece-of-sharpened-steel thing.

 

[minxnim]

Kitty Star, I can hook you up with some guys, granted they will use you for meaningless sex and leave you in the morning alone, handcuffed to the bed, and totally naked, except you'll be covered in old money. But not all of that is yours, I still get a cut. Pimping ain't easy...

hm i thought i was the only one that did that to people. cool.