My local fox...

EricT

Don't you ever get...
Aug 25, 2005
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... keeps getting in the way of 24 to report about some stupid fucking mall shooting.

I sent several angry emails and am attempting to call them, but their line is busy.

These assholes must be taught what is important. A my pals shooting up a mall is not. JAck Bauer stopping terrorists is!!!
 
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Fuck... they did it again!

I sent them an email saying that i'd give them some real breaking news if they did it again, involving me shooting up their station.

Looks like I have a job to do now!
 
Probably not actually, I think a large amount of people threatened them as they just said on TV:

"And due to a large amount of complaints and threats we have been recieving, we're going to get back to 24. We are ashamed that people could be so low."

WE win. NEWS Loses.
 
Man randomly shoots several at Utah mall

By JENNIFER DOBNER, Associated Press Writer 3 minutes ago

SALT LAKE CITY - A gunman entered a shopping mall and began randomly shooting Monday night, injuring or killing several people before he was killed, police said.
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"There have been multiple victims and there are some fatalities. ... I can't confirm the number," police Detective Robin Snyder said outside the Trolley Square Mall.

"The suspect has been killed," she said.

At least four people were hospitalized, three in critical condition and one in serious condition, hospital spokespeople said. Two of the critically injured were males ages 16 and 50, a spokesman said.

Authorities offered few details but said the gunman entered the mall about 6:45 p.m. MST.

Antique store owner Barrett Dodds, 29, said he saw a man in a trench coat exchanging gunfire with a police officer outside a card store. The gunman was backed into a children's clothing store, he said.

"I saw the cops go in the store. I saw the shooter go down," said Dodds, who watched from the second floor.

Barb McKeown, 60, of Washington, D.C., was in another antique shop when two frantic women ran in and reported gunshots.

"Then we heard shot after shot after shot — loud, loud, loud," said McKeown, saying she heard about 20. She and three other people hid under a staircase until it was safe to leave.

Many employees and shoppers — "a lot of scared people" — were still inside the mall about two hours after the shootings, hunkered down and waiting for a police escort, Snyder said.

"This is a huge area to cover," she said.

Streets were blocked outside the mall as police swarmed the scene. Dozens of people lingered on the sidewalk, many wrapped in blankets as they talked about what they had seen inside.

The two-story mall, southeast of downtown, is a refurbished trolley barn, with a series of winding hallways and about 80 stores.
 
haha

you'd figure someone that runs around shooting people would make sure he caps everyone in the head before moving on to someone else. hell... it would be even more interesting if he just kept shooting the same person, throw them off the 2nd floor, go down the escalator, then continue shooting the body. i'd make a movie about that guy