My Miami Heat Song

so whats the deal with the 3/4 jokes?

Are you referring to the chorus ("not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 0")? If so, Matt's explanation in post #17 and the video I put in post #20 should explain it pretty clearly.

Or let me know if you're asking about something else and I'll explain!
 
No, I saw the original when he said that the Heat would win 7-8 or more championships to get rings... I mean with all the people saying that Shaq gives his best for the first three quarters of every game, is that like a regular thing? Does he literally quit before the final quarter?
 
Ahhhh (assuming you mean Lebron and not Shaq). All the three quarters jokes - and the Quitnesses line in the video (e.g. "You left your former teammates at the altar in Boston with an epic no-show, LeQuit" - stem from one of his final games w/ Cleveland when he "quit" against the Boston Celtics in the playoffs. I didn't see the game, so I can't tell you precisely what happened, but people say he literally and quite visibly gave up and simply stopped trying in the 4th quarter. All the jokes stem from that one game, it is not any kind of repeat event that I know of. It was just in a really, really big spot and it basically cost them a chance to go to the NBA Finals (Cleveland had the best record in the NBA that year and home-court advantage throughout the playoffs).
 
I did write Shaq, my bad, I meant LeBron. Thanks for understanding me nonetheless.

Silly LeBron, you can't just give up near the end, silly James.
 
Dude, this is absolutely brilliant! I'm not a sports fan by any stretch of the imagination but one thing that I love is when cocky, arrogant sports players get their just reward! I watched some of the broadcasts and his attitude is unforgivable. Nice job on this song, I think you found just the right balance between calling him out and being mean. And as always, your music and lyrics are oustanding. Great job!
 
I'm am not a heat fan, but I can't really say that cuz I'm not much of a basketball fan. Anyway, GREAT song Matt! You rock!
 
I was surprised to see that I totally missed this when it came out 2 yrs ago...

I have NO interest in sports, but this is a good story, and hilarious song.

Youtube video has been pulled. But its on Amazon Mp3! Awesome.

Sick job, 2 years late!

That must have been one long day to make this entire song.
 
I can't even remember the song. I know I listened to it at least once. Maybe I should have bought it on itunes when I had the chance lol

So I take it there's no chance of this song ever making a return in some way. Bummer
 
Not much chance of seeing the video now, but the song is still for sale on iTunes.


Maybe Matt will re-release the video in the box set of "Skeletor Goes To Mars".