My penis is small...and I like pepsi.

Whats small?? Ive got a 7 inch penis and never had any complaints. Just because its small dude doesnt mean you cant still bang the hell outta chicks. Its your god given right damn it.
 
Just like Im never able to escape some random dad thinking Im banging his daughter. Currently dealing with that AGAIN and Ive nver even touched his daughter, we barely talk. God some people are stupid.