My pepe hurts!

[Cat5Messiah]

I am drunk and i'm too fuckingn drumek to do my fucking homework. It makes me sad to the point of restless concockness! HOLY SHIT!!!!! Dani filth is coming to take my penis away becsause I don't know whknaow what the fuck!!!

Kevin, play some fucking Behemoth for my you stupid asshole before I make tyler play picked wang on penis ville!

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Blakc is my heart! Black is my heart! black is my heartg i am nemebersis!

 

[Captain Beard]

We need a drunk tank, so we can ban him into it until he sobers up.

 

[Anvil]

You're too drunk for the internet. Please vacate the premises.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Never!

 

[Cat5Messiah]

.sesimerp eht etacav esaelP .tenretni eht rof knurd oot er'uoY

 

[flying_whale]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i wish i was too drunk to do my homework

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Yea, I'm too drunk to do my homework.

Fucking Paul wanted me to sing a song and post it but I don't know what about ro waht tune to carry it in. My roommates are sleeping so I don't want to be too loud. But what the dick?!

 

[azal]

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Lionel Richie?!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

... so attractive it's PAINFUL? :zombie:

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Hmmm......

I really need to stop drinking during the week.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

nah, we need some kind of worthwhile entertainment since Jay was banned.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Holy fuck, you just reminded me of a discussion I had in one of my dreams about Jay and Silent Bob. I was explaining how Kevin Smith played Silent Bob ...and that's all I can really remember.

 

[Dead Winter]

1. Who's Pepe?

2. Why does he hurt?

3. How can I own one too?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I think I was trying to type peepee, but I haven't figured that one out yet.

 

[Dead Winter]

Damn. I had my heart set on a little Mexican dwarf in pain that I can walk around with like the little pets in WoW.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Fuck WoW!

 

[Liverslapper]

I am drunk and i'm too fuckingn drumek to do my fucking homework. It makes me sad to the point of restless concockness! HOLY SHIT!!!!! Dani filth is coming to take my penis away becsause I don't know whknaow what the fuck!!!

Kevin, play some fucking Behemoth for my you stupid asshole before I make tyler play picked wang on penis ville!

LMAO

that was epic, i need to sig.