my review of my NJ Metalfest experience, as told to NicodemiX

[Will Bozarth]

Nvrmr2FeelDPain: holy jesus christ
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i feel fucking dead
CharredSacrifice:
CharredSacrifice: NEVERRRRRRMOOOOORRRREEEEE
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: want some stories? lol
CharredSacrifice: Does Jeff have a dildo in his ass?
CharredSacrifice: (expected "yes")
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: nope nope
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hes cool...
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: time for stories!
CharredSacrifice: YAY
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: shows up, freezing cold...
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: we got in, i bolted to the front
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: mind you, im in my red suit
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: someone taps me on the shoulder 2nd band into the show...
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "hey will, im max"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: wolftribe found me
CharredSacrifice:
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: now, one of the bands sucked
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hardcore...
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: singer jumpin all over
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he tripped over the monitor
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: fell on his ass
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: fucking hilarious
CharredSacrifice: haha
CharredSacrifice: what band?
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: never heard of em
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i told the Black Daliah Murder guitarist to suck my dick
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: and i told him he loves the cock
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: for SATAN!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: then uh
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Nevermore came out
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i had a Fruit of the Loomis flyer, then before Never Purify, i waved it at Warrel
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he came over and got it
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he laughed his ass off and put it in front of the drumkit
CharredSacrifice: lol
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: in the middle of the song, he went over and looked at it again and laughed some more
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: then during the solo, he picked it up and waved it at jeff hahaha
CharredSacrifice: LOL
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: set ends...
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: setlist:
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Narco, Ambivalent, Never Purify, River Dragon, Enemies
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: in somewhat that order
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: fast forward......
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: (oh, i caught a Sheppard pick)
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: fast forward, during Morbid Angel
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: we go out to the tourbuses
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: and Ian knocks on their bus
CharredSacrifice:
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Jeff comes to the door and answers it
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: ian goes "can i have your autograph?"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: then i say "i have to apologize about the Fruit of the..." he interrupts me "ooohh so YOU'RE deadskinmask"
CharredSacrifice: LOL
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "i have something to talk to you about" he said that while poking my chest lol
CharredSacrifice: LOL
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "what have i done? the only reason i don't like the message board is because of the lack of musical talk, and too much bs going on, ya know"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he signs a bunch of shit for Bill and Ian
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: we ask him where Warrel is
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: and him and Steve Smyth come walkin up the bus
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Warrel sees me and goes AAAAAHHHH ITS HIM
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hahaha
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: we shake hands and all that good stuff
CharredSacrifice: LOL
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i present him with a complimentary Distorted Mind hat
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: which he might wear tomorrow in Philly
CharredSacrifice:
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: or today
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: lol
CharredSacrifice: technically speaking
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: yeh
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i ask him if its possible to play In Memory or NMW at the Philly show
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he said that he always loses the setlist battle, but he'll try
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i asked loomis, he said he'd see what he can do
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: loomis goes on the bus, and warrel's outside with us
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he stated again that he always loses the battle
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i said "tackle them wi th your womb broom!"
CharredSacrifice: LOL
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he laughed
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: then he goes "you have no idea how much ive been sticking up for you guys at the board"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i said "yeah... Jeff confronted me about that"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Warrel says "He just doesnt get it... seriously... he just doesnt understand... all he does on the computer is watch porn"
CharredSacrifice: haha
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: oh yeah
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: before warrel showed up, Jeff said "im just a normal human being... i jackoff and eat popcorn like the rest of ya"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: lol
CharredSacrifice: hahaha
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: after i talk to warrel he goes back in the bus, and we go back inside the building
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Wolftribe is tailing us around
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: in there, we run into The Philosopher
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: oh, merchandise..
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: .i got a Nevermore hoodie, Enemies LP, Enemies w/ bonus cd, Emperial Live Ceremony DVD, Nevermore bootleg vid from 99
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: spent a good $100
CharredSacrifice: oh dude...
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: ?
CharredSacrifice: how much did the hoodie cost?
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: 40
CharredSacrifice: jesus christ!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: lol
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: now hmmmmm
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: fast forward a bit
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: we go upstairs
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: we run into a drunken Jim Sheppard
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Bill gets a pic taken with h im and an autograph
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: to get an idea how plastered he was
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: we handed him a penb
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: pen*
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "how the fuck do es this thing work"
CharredSacrifice: lol
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: so we get all that technical stuff out of the way
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he says that theyll be back in March with a headlining tour
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: and i jokingly say "bring back Sanctuarrrryy!!"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he said "we might be playing a song"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he said it MIGHT be Long Since Dark
CharredSacrifice: LSD
CharredSacrifice: !!!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hehe
CharredSacrifice: Drugs!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hah
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: so, Jim staggers away
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: we walk around for bit
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: bum around...
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: now, after the show
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: we're in the main.. hangout area
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: and Bill goes "hey Will! look behind ya"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i turn around..
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: theres van less than a foot away
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i go "HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hahaha
CharredSacrifice: hahah
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i get a pic taken with him
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: talk for a bit
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: gave me a free Pure Sweet Hell cd
CharredSacrifice:
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: lets see...
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: then we make our ways to the Dimmu bus
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: (warrel told us which one it was)
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: lol
CharredSacrifice: heheh
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Ian only wants Nick Barker's autograph
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: so ian pounds on the door hahaha
CharredSacrifice: SHAGRATH WITHOUT CORPSEPAINT!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: haha
CharredSacrifice: EEEEK!!!!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he was passed out on the bus
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: lol
CharredSacrifice: HE'S SO NAKED!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: but a dude came to the door, ian asked for autographs
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: 10 min later, nobody came back
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: so we started walking back to the Neverbus
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: then, we see the door open
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: we run back
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Gene Hoglan appeared
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hahaha
CharredSacrifice: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: so hes staring at us
CharredSacrifice: ROFLMAO
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "WHATS UP GENE?!?!?"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "not much"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "its fucking cold out here" "yeah"
CharredSacrifice: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: so hes staring at me
CharredSacrifice: fucking GENE HOGLAN RULES!!!!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "nice suit! thatsa total zuit suit! you need a tophat and a gold chain"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "i DO have a tophat, but i knew it would blow away,s o i didnt bring it"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "thats too bad"
CharredSacrifice: haha
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: then he starts to walk away
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "CYA LATER GENE!"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "nah, im just wandering around"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: so he wanders around the street
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: then, Barker comes out
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Ian meets him
CharredSacrifice: gene is the fucking coolest man alive
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: thhhhhhhhheeeeen we leave
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hehe
CharredSacrifice: gene's always like.... "yup"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: yeah haha
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: its fucking hilarious
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: inside, i shook his hand
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i ran up to him
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "GENE RULES!!"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: then i saw him later
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "WOOO GENE!!!"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: lol
CharredSacrifice: hahahahahahah
CharredSacrifice: I'm definately going to have to be much crazier next time I see him
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: lol
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i talked to Devin for a little
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "uhhhh
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: er
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: no quotation ha ha
CharredSacrifice: hows devy doing?
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he seemed... worn ou t
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: which is reasonable
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: the man never stops
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: so i kept complimenting him, he goes "thanks lot brother" and HE extended his hand to shake mine
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: that was cool
CharredSacrifice: hes just been on world tour, then he just toured australia
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: yeah
CharredSacrifice: now hes at it some more with DTB
CharredSacrifice: fucking lunatic
CharredSacrifice:
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: yeh
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: hmm what else went on
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: oh and might i say..
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Nevermore was in top form
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: my neck is fucking killing me
CharredSacrifice:
Nvrmr2FeelDPain:
CharredSacrifice: thats always a good sign
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: yeh
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: now.... Hypocrisy was good... CoB was awesome... keyboard work was amazing
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Dimmu was cool... highlight was definitely Kings of Carnival Creation
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: and Vortex's singing
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: SJR... eh....
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "motherfuck motherfuck motherfuck"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Danzig's music was cool
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: the voice... eh
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: but i never really liked him, so...
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: November's Doom fucking rule
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: and thats about it
CharredSacrifice:
CharredSacrifice: http://veepersplay.budlight.com/index.asp?id=155E0D59B9454CB3871970FBED396B3A
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: cant
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: goin to bed in a few sec
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: been on my feet since 2 PM
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: to sum up today:
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i righted some wrongs with Jeff, i got some Nevermore merch i've been wanting BAD, saw my favorite band for the second time, realized Morbid Angel is rather boring
CharredSacrifice: yes
CharredSacrifice: \m/

 

[Will Bozarth]

Nvrmr2FeelDPain: OH!!!!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: and Van had the Loomis pic
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he pulled it out of his pocket and made me autograph it
CharredSacrifice:

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Funniest. Story. Ever.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i try to entertain

 

[MajestikMøøse]

the thing about the internet, is that you didn't see me collapse on the floor from laughter when will told me about Gene Hoglan coming out of the Dimmu bus.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Seriously, that was freaking awesome.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I feel so sheltered.... I wanna go to a metalfest!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

It would have been so funny to see Warrel waving that flyer while Jeff was soloing. I would have passed out from laughter.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I want to go to a concert.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i laughed my ass off. he just picked it up, walked over to Jeff during the solo and went *wavey wavey* jeff looked at it, then back at the guitar hahaha

 

[MajestikMøøse]

It would have been funny if Jeff all of a sudden stopped and went "What the fuck? DSM!!? I'm gonna kill that fucker!"

 

[Will Bozarth]

i thought he WAS gonna kill me when he got out of the bus

im off to bed now

 

[PlatypusJesus]

He's going to be tormented about "Fruit of the Loomis" for the rest of his life now.

 

[Will Bozarth]

nah, he doesnt really care about it lol

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Hahahaha... its a fucking consipiracy... he'll probobly freak when he sees CT wearing the fruit of the loomis shirt

 

[MajestikMøøse]

either that, or laugh

 

[PlatypusJesus]

It really is, everyone's against him. Well, do you know what, I'm not going to conform, UP JEFF!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

heheh we are evil

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Fruit of the Loomis Seriously DSM, that pic was pure genius.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Fruit of the Loomis was a big hit with Nevermore