My Story

[CiG]

nah man you should've seen the other candidates, it was basically like trump getting in

 

[no country for old wainds]

i enjoyed crimsonfloyd praising me for having some ‘great racial slurs’

 

[CiG]

And Krig calling you a little bitch.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i used to call him fat a lot tbf, i doubt he even knows i'm the same guy now tho

actually the best burn was the guy saying 'as if he could kick anyone's ass with that physique' lmao

 

[CiG]

"wot gorilla nig nog mate innit"

 

[no country for old wainds]

i bet that thing has crazy strength relative to body mass

 

[CiG]

i bet that thing has crazy strength relative to body mass

 

[Szilvia]

Whatever kind of pants they are, he looks like a roasted chicken in them.

This is what the roasted chickens look like up close.

 

[Szilvia]

 

[CiG]

You're really giving him the business arentcha? He'll never recover from having a banana in his mouth.

 

[Slammed]

I didn't even know roasted chickens ate bananas

 

[CiG]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I didn't even know roasted chickens ate bananas

I remember a family vacation to Kauai when my siblings and I were kids, and we were eating roasted chicken sandwiches when a sliver fell out, and a wild chicken came along and gobbled that thing down like no one's business.

 

[Slammed]

But could the wild chicken peel a banana? Obviously the roast chicken above can't because he did it from the wrong end.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Now i'm wondering how a roasted/baked banana tastes.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Now i'm wondering how a roasted/baked banana tastes.

It tastes like rape.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

It tastes like rape.

lmao.

Is that a taste you are familiar with?

 

[Satanstoenail]

lmao.

Is that a taste you are familiar with?

I thought it was common knowledge.

 

[CiG]

It tastes like rape.

 

[Bloopy]

Now i'm wondering how a roasted/baked banana tastes.

Good if there's plenty of syrup, if you know what I mean.