My white trash neighbors

[xfer]

some guy with a horrible toupee came into the store tonight, and I made a couple of loud comments about how my favourite sport was rugby.

 

[The Dope]

 

[azal]

you should have spart a fervent political conversation on the ins and outs of carpetbagging

 

[xfer]

haha next time he comes in!

 

[The Dope]

Just walk up to him and ask him if he really thinks he's fooling anyone. See if he automatically knows what you're talking about.

 

[azal]

 

[avi]

the pinnacle of true, lazy white trash lawn care is to just pave over the fucking thing.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

david lee roth = vile

 

[BigFakeSmile]

oh, yea, and van halen totally sucks. i dont care what eddie did to "revolutionize" guitar playing or whatever... they are even more soulless than dream theater. and when has tapping EVER been used tastefully? yea, who gives a fuck.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

whoah. WHOAH. um. WHOAH.

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by azal
respectful suburbanite

ox·y·mo·ron ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ks-môrn, -mr-)
n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

 

[FrostGiant]

Originally posted by BigFakeSmile
oh, yea, and van halen totally sucks. i dont care what eddie did to "revolutionize" guitar playing or whatever... they are even more soulless than dream theater. and when has tapping EVER been used tastefully? yea, who gives a fuck.

Hey....I like Dream Theater.

 

[FalseTodd]

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

no one can say that Hot For Teacher has no soul. NO ONE.

 

[Autumn Falls]

I'd argue Greg Howe taps tastefully.. but that's only because he oozes guitardom.

Brandon

 

[minxnim]

hot for teacher is a good song.

also, i'm white trash. i didnt know we had gardens other than ones of appliances littering the lawn?

 

[Ominous Luminous]

They have an appliance garden as well. Fortunately it's far enough back in their yard that I don't have to drive over it.

 

[minxnim]

ah i see.
you know, if i were you i'd just put some bologna on his car and call it even.

 

[minxnim]

well, at least you guys probably recycle stuff. in NYC i guess they gave most of that up... idiots...

 

[azal]

Originally posted by the_preppy
ah i see.
you know, if i were you i'd just put some bologna on his car and call it even.

when I was pissed at my brother tears ago..I would always take the ass part of his underwear down while he slept...smear his ass with mayo and put bologna slices on it....

your post jogged some memories of fun, fun times of yore.