my wife and i = total nerds

[deadair]

friday night = putting the kid to sleep and watching americas funniest videos.

 

[xfer]

jacob is rubbing my abstinence in my face.

 

[azal]

my parents are a tad more pathetic.

sometimes when I see them, they are watching america's funniest animals and laughing hysterically.

 

[tar]

i honestly wish i could watch either america's funniest people or animals. those shows are actually pretty funny.

 

[minxnim]

i love the animal show that is on animal planet. if i could just get that channel i would actually pay for cable.

 

[azal]

my mom surfs between the animal planet and home shopping all day, with several Oprah and One Life to Live stops in between

then at night it's all about the Lifetime wife-beating movies.

 

[xfer]

dude the Food Network is the king of all networks.

 

[azal]

yeah she's watching that right now....she just told me to go on the website and look up some meatball sauce recipe.

 

[xfer]

the best thing about meatballs is that corey feldman was in some of them.

 

[xfer]

oh yeah, i totally meant the abstinence thing regardling jake-burns...not that i'm jealous of sexxing his wife.

 

[azal]

i thought he was gay?

 

[xfer]

ok, wait, since homosexuality is morally neutral, calling jake "gay" does not constitute a burn, right?

 

[azal]

'zackly!

 

[xfer]

jake you are fruitier than hawaiian punch!

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
dude the Food Network is the king of all networks.

totally... iorn chef is the best thing going.


(as far as the gay comments, i'm not the one wasting away my friday night in front of a computer surfing for e-dates.)

 

[avi]

when I still had cable, I'd watch the Food Network for hours and hours. Besides Iron Chef, I'm all about Good Eats with Alton Brown.

 

[azal]

I told you guys Devy is the coolest.