Top 20 Anal Cunt Songtitles (inspired by Nadworth)

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Here's my list in no particular order:

1. Everyone in Anal Cunt is Dumb
2. Phyllis is an Old, Annoying Cunt
3. I Hope you Get Deported
4. I Noticed That You're Gay
5. Kill Women
6. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
7. You Are An Interior Decorator
8. Pottery's Gay
9. Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
10. Your Kid Is Deformed
11. Windchimes Are Gay
12. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
13. Like Drugs And Child Abuse
14. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
15. Body By Auschvitz
16. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
17. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
18. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
19. The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
20. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny

 

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hahahaha

i still don't own any Anal Cunt. are any of them actually good?

 

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1 - Picnic Of Love
2 - I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
3 - I Wanna Grow Old With You
4 - Saving Ourselves For Marriage
5 - Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
6 - I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
7 - I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
8 - I'd Like To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
9 - My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
10 - Waterfall Wishes
11 - In My Heart There's A Star Named After You

hahahahaha thsi fuci rules.ur s.ahaha

 

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*dies*

 

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of course none of it is good. The lyrics alone are the only good part. Haha, Picnic of Love is Worth a listen though. Especially the last track.

 

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Top lyrics:
(dont spam, this thread could easily reach 50 pages if you did )

All the lyrics from the Howard is Bald (EP) all of which are centered around Howard Wulkin being bald.


1. Howard Is Bald

Howard is Bald [2x]

YIIIIEEEEEEEEE

Howard is Bald! - BALD BALD BALD B-A-L
Howard is Bald! - BALD
Bald, he's bald
Howard is Bald!
Howard is bald [7x]
Howard is bald, bald
Howard is bald [2x]
Howard is bald, bald BAAAAAAAALLLLLLDDDD!!!!
Howard is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaald

YIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Howard is bald - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Howard is bald [3x]
Howard is bald, bald, bald, bald, HOWARD IS BALD!

Howard is bald
I'm telling ya, he's got no fucking hair
B-A-L-D, Howard is bald [2x]

Howard is bald! - BALD BALD BALD B-A-L
Howard is bald! - BALD

Bald to the bone [2x]
I'm telling you baby - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Howard is bald [2x]
Bald [3x]
Howard is baaaaaaaald [5x]


2. Bald To The Bone

I know this guy named Howard,
and he's bald.
And he's got a goatie,
but not on his head.
He's a really bald guy,
bald as bald can get.
And I will tell ya, Howard Wulkan,
is bald to the bone.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b bald,
b-b-b-b-b bald,
b-b-b-b-b-b bald.
Bald to the bone.


3. A Conversation With Howard Wulkan

Hey Tim, lets go talk to Howard.
Yeah that's a good idea.

Hey Howard, how are you doing?
Yeah Howard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
You guys are crazy man!

Hey Howard, i was breathing oxigen today.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Howard, i was wondering if you had like, that Napalm Death album?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, you guys are insane!
You guys are crazy!

Hey Howard, I was walking on the sidewalk today.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Howard, I was wondering, you know like,
you like have a pencil or something?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


4. Ballad Of Baldness

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Howard Wulkan is bald.

He's got no hair on his head,
because he's bald.


5. Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)

I know this guy named Howard.
HE'S FUCKING BALD!


6. Night On Bald Moutain

Howard Wulkan [5x]
B-A-L-D BALD! (start on 3th time of above)

Howard Wulkan [5x]
B-A-L-D BALD! (start on 3th time of above)

Howard Wulkan [2x]

Howard Wulkin's bald, he's bald.
Howard is bald.
Howard is bald, BALD, BALD!


7. You Should Be Balding

Hey who's that bald guy walking down the street?
It's Howard.
Ow yeah!

His name is Howard Wulkan, yeah-yeah.
And his head's really shiny, yeah.
If he is only balding,
he's balding really bad, yeah-yeah.

Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah.
BAAAAAAAAAAAALD.
Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah, BALD BALD BALD BALD.

You should be balding, yeah. [2x]


8. If I Can't Have Hair

If I can't have hair, I don't want no rubbing baby. (not sure about rubbing)
If I can't have hair, AHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, NOOOO.

If I can't have hair, I don't want no implants baby.
If I can't have hair, AHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, YEAH!


9. Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)

I know this guy named Howard Wulkan,
he is really bald.
He has no hair on his head,
that's because he's bald.

Howard Wulkan [4x]

He be working at .......... (inaudible)
He used to work some place else.
He looks like that guy from ..........
and he's bald.

Howard Wulkan [4x]

That man is really bald,
He looks like ..........
He could really shave his head off.
ROCK ON BROTHER!

Howard Wulkan [4x]

.............
I'm not only the hairclub president,
I'm also client

 

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hahahaha Wesley Willis ahahahahahah

 

[Dick Sirloin]

My favorite is:

"I Went Back in Time and Voted for Hitler"