My Wife turns 40 today....

[IAN442]

I was in a mood....

We just bought the house of her dreams a couple of months ago.

So I being obnoxious bought her,

A Bran Muffin
An Enema
An English Cucumber
Latex Gloves

And a card with a baboon squatting saying i got you squat for your birthday

She just fell over laughin.

 

[Whiplash402]

haha quite the charmer aren't you?

 

[molochete]

lol

 

[thraxx]

40 .. So your not having sex either????

LMAO!!!!!

 

[IAN442]

Nah, we bought a house this summer, that met all that she was looking for. That took a lot

 

[IAN442]

Oh yea i bought myself a lawn tractor on the day after her birthday...

 

[PoolePaul]

what u should have done mate is buy her a pair of slippers and a dildo.....if she dont like the slippers she can go fuck herself....lol

 

[rockdiva87]

hahaha thats hilarious.