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Blue Jay's so true to Christianity that when he gets laid, he'll substitute condoms for pages of the Bible, because "the power of Christ compelled him to."

I don't think Bible pages would be very good with keeping out semen. They're quite thin.
 
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DO you really think bible pages would keep him at bay?
 
That only proves you have the ability to memorize facts not to think critically. Point invalidated.

That was just an instant Pwn on what he thought would save him. :kickass:

I never knew blue jay was 18. From how he generalized I thought he was 11.
 
I will be honest, I rejected OhioGrinder...

Not because I openly dislike him, I could care less... However, I found that the little flash thing of Seung-Hui Cho. Not cool. A really good friend that I grew up with was murdered at the Virginia Tech massacre. Now, I understand that the chances of knowing somebody who knew somebody were about one in a million, but I still think it's a really crappy little thing to have. I mean, my friend was totally kick ass. He was involved with the military and was going on to be an elite member of the Air Force after graduation, but when Cho entered into his French classroom, he ran towards Cho, blocking other students from the gunfire, and ultimately sacrificing himself. Just against principles to add somebody with that on their page. I'm being really sensitive... but I think I have a right to.

Not to say that Ohio is a bad person, though. No problems with him personally. Just that damned graphic.

I see. I have a very dark sense of humor. most girls don't like that.
 
Most girls don't like that? Most people don't like that, regardless of gender.

And, I do have a dark sense of humour. I just am rather disgusted.
 
Most girls don't like that? Most people don't like that, regardless of gender.

And, I do have a dark sense of humour. I just am rather disgusted.

eh, well you every right to be. if you want me to take it down I will.
 
I'm not asking you to take it down. I'm just saying that I won't add somebody to my friends list with that on it.

And besides.... dark humour limited to men? Pffft. :p
 
They are of equal size, I have studied them extensively in the flesh. The reason one appears bigger is because her arm is underneath it.

I think we should cool the talk about my Missus' tits though, lest we incur the wrath of Susperia oncemore. :rolleyes:


No breasts are of equal size. There is always a bigger one... And it's usually the left one. Gee whiz, for someone as "breast obsessed" as yourself I thought you would know this? Almost every woman knows this about herself and other women. But yes, yes, I know it's not the equal size of them that you're interested in.

Love forever and always,
Cara De Angelis
 
Wow, I was thinking about adding Sao to my My Space but she seems to be just another bitchy girl, gezzz they never end nowadays and I'm dead sick of them. Her boobs are nice though, but she seems to be as bitchy as hell after those last two posts.

What the fuck is wrong with you???
 
Well, Cara's right.
It's just that the difference isn't that noticeable usually.
If I'm not mistaking - there's the same story about the males' testicles.

Why am I telling this on myspace thread?..
 
I'd rather not relive through that 'Queef' thread, thank you very much.

I don't like when people talk behind my back (Bateman..)...So I am here. Talk to my "face" please. Don't be a coward and try to gain e-penis points by jumping on the flame Suspiria in every post wagon.