NAD: The HEAVIEST ROCK EVAR

[lizard]

in Malibu!!!

 

[NAD]

JAYSIS CHRIST!

Now THAT is metal.

 

[lizard]

and HEAVILY GRYM, especially in the rain.

 

[NAD]

I watched some video of some dude getting rescued from a river, he ended up plummeting once but they got him again. Best part: the river stole his pants so the TV stations had to have the big blurry ball over his sack the whole time, haha.

 

[J.]

Yeah, I saw that this morning. He almost grips the rail, and then the rope breaks and you see his naked ass fall 20 feet into the river. It'd be horrifying to watch if you didn't see his pants fly off.

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah, I saw that too. For a second I laughed, stopped because I thought he was going to hit the concrete, then laughed again when he hit the water with a splash! The panic in his face....priceless.

 

[NAD]

"Oh man, I hope I don't have a massive case of beachdick right now..."