Name your own band!!

Unfair Advantage. We'd play nothing but AtL-era-Anthrax/S.O.D. covers for AIDS-awareness fundraisers.
 
You're a Fag for Listening to This Shit

Maybe that's a better album title
 
Whimsical Extraction of Tissues from Sappy Latex-clad University Transvestites by Drunken Overly-Garish Surgeons

WET SLUT DOGS

A Carcass tribute band with a penchant for fetish and S&M
 
Impaled Northern Moonforest actually had a song like that, only its like 50 times longer:

Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemyous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
 
Names I'm considering for my solo stoner/doom project. Which do you think I should use?

Cactus
Deathamphetamine
Delta-9
Pre-Euphoria
Whisky & Datura
Spice Product
Living Hallucinations
Sacred Smoke
Narcoticism
Al K. Hall
Pol (Smokes) Pot
Deadly DMT
Mystic
Nitrous my pals
Neuroprecursor
Zolpidem
 
I've always wanted to call a band Dukkha translated as "suffering" in Budhism term.

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