Need drummer for ridiculous Folkgrind project

XnaySaturo

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Hey, just testing the waters here. My friend has been writing these ridiculous "folkgrind" songs and we actually made a joke album out of it. It's all midi guitars and programmed drums right now, but we thought it would actually be pretty cool to record it for real.

The only problem is that the songs are pretty fucking fast and include lots of double bass and blasting action. So I'm looking for someone who can play this (and maybe modify the parts if they're totally inhuman) and record it. Just stick up a few mics, we dont want uber sound, it's fucking grind.

Here's a couple of the songs, the total album length is something like 15 mins and that's about 5-6 songs. I can also provide tempo, sound files, Guitar Pro files, etc etc.

Drawn and Quartered by Five-Legged Alien Spider Babies: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1648192/Drawn And Quartered By Five-Legged Alien Spider Babies.mp3

Attila the Hun Was a Butch Lesbian: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1648192/Attila the Hun Was a Butch Lesbian.mp3

Btw, sound quality is fucking horrible on purpose. If we record it for real, it's going to be raw, but not absolutely shittastic like this.
 
Ah, yes, I should probably mention that funds are nonexistent for this. I can probably ask the guy who's writing the songs if he wants to shell out a bit for this, but I wouldn't count on it. I would definitely offer a percentage of sales if we ever put this up on Bandcamp or something.

Glad you guys dig it, even if just for teh lulz XD

Here's my favorite track: Gargling Semen in the Tombs of Nephren-Ka : http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1648192/Gargling Semen In The Tombs Of Nephren-Ka.mp3