at work, our new favorite thing to speculate about (aka what we stand around talking about when we're supposed to be, like ... working) is why the large nerdy guy who recently started working as our assisstant manager disappears into the back for 20-30 minutes at a time, at least several times within a 6-8 hour shift, and why the bathroom will always smell powerfully of his cologne after he's done.
they think he has Crohn's.