This Julie seems awfully bitter.
Subject:
THE REASON WARREL DANE'S SOLO PROJECT IS DOOMED: MATT
WICKLUND
Body:
1: Matt is a habitual alcoholic . He has been binging for 10 straight years, even before his Himsa days. He blames everyone ,except for himself, for his drinking. Mooch Wicklund spent more time sitting at the Bar at the Rainbow Bar & Grill than the bartenders that work there.
2: Matt Wicklund is a musician who never heard the expression "don't quit your day job" mainly because he never had one. His highness feels that he is too talented to take on menial tasks like working for a paycheck every week like the rest of us.
3: Matt, the predator, (check out his my space profile photo & tell me he does'nt look like the poster child for captured predators),right now as we speak is frantically looking for new victims from coast to coast and across the globe claiming he might move to various cities at one time to lure unsuspecting females that open up their hearts & homes to this talentless drifter.
4: Matt Wicklund is a professional victim. He has been abused, forced not to work so he could play music, forced to have sex with an ex porn star, forced to eat prime ribs and it down with jack & coke, forced to run up bar tabs like flag pole, forced to have all of his bills paid, a roof over his head, free clothes, forced to see australia & the uk,
5: Matt , the hypocrite, continuously badgered his wife about her collecting of "porn money" while easily spending all of that porn money on all the finer things in life.
6: Mooch knew that his wife used to be a porn star & men's magazine model. Even though she had quit in 2000, she was still earning good money (around $6k per mo)from the website & sales of various merch, all of he which he made her throw out or he would leave. So, the ditz threw the stuff not and he threw stuff out for her.
7: The ungrateful piece of shizit, begged to join the band Himsa and once he was there , he made everyone of the band members lives miserable. prima donnas with penises are not popular in the heavy metal world.
8: Not only did he bite the hand that fed him (Himsa) he sued the shit out of them.
Tuns of that precious time could have been used for touring .
9: He used to brag that he was the heart & soul of Himsa and without him, they were nothing. Time has proved that the opposite is true
10: If you area young female girl and you are looking for an unemployed, spineless, freeloading, mama's boy who will use you like a roll of charmin toilet paper, then Mooch Wicklund is your man. He is the man for all seasons,especially if you live
So, don't ladies & gentlemen, you cannot say Wicklund with out starting off with wahhhhhhhhhh...
Congratulations Warrel, you just won the prize!!