New! Campbell's "Soup at Hand"

[The Dope]

Anyone tried it? I'm having Blended Vegetable Medley at the moment, and it is pretty good and only takes about a minute and a half to make. Then you just drink it out of the container it comes in. Go try it, I dare you.

 

[The Dope]

Wow, apparently I didn't stir thoroughly enough, because as I get near the bottom, the soup becomes much hotter than at the top.

 

[Pseudonym]

Burnt tongue sucks...

I saw the comemrcial the other day, and it was one of those things that make you put your hands on your face, and ask, WHY!?

But...

I want one, hehe.

 

[xfer]

It has a horrible, horrible name, that's all I know.

 

[minxnim]

seriously, what is so bad about using a canopener, a saucepan, and stirring stuff? human laziness blows my mind. i picture people with weak hearts, pale faces, and wheelchairs to cart their fat asses around holding instant soup at hand cups gasping about how tasty it is.

 

[xfer]

not wheelchairs. segways. huge, obese people on segways, scooting into the elevator in their office, never dismounting except to plop into their office chair or their couch at home. NEVER walking again!

 

[minxnim]

haha i forgot about those creepy things. i hope i never see someone on one.

 

[avi]

since I started making my own stock in bulk, I don't thinK i'll ever be able to eat canned again. it's just never that good.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I'm SO getting a Segway when I move somewhere where it doesn't snow.

 

[xfer]

i want a segway! it's on my amazon.com wish list and everything. i might have to wear a ski mask when i ride it for the first year or two, but i'm sure it'll catch on. back in the day farmers used to make fun of people riding newfangled horseless carriages around, too!

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by VangelicSurgeon
I'm SO getting a Segway when I move somewhere where it doesn't snow.

That's just what I was thinking- well, sort of. I was more thinking about all the times i watched people with those things in Chicago trying to maneuver in the snow.

And i never knew they were called "segways".

 

[xfer]

you just called it "ginger"?

 

[chupe666]

Well, I guess I should say "seeing people" instead of "watching people" because the watching part implies that I just stood by and gawked while they and their semi-handi-machinery helplessly floundered in the drifts of snow. Makes me look insensitive, and we don't want that.

 

[FrostGiant]

I'd rather have the tubes and moving walkways like the Jetsons. (especially those tubes)

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by xfer
you just called it "ginger"?

well, "Ginger the semi-handi-machinery cart thingy that's not really a wheelchair but functions like one".

 

[The Dope]

How did my soup discussion turn into a segway-fest?

 

[deadair]

wow... why are people shocked when threads go off topic?... how can you be shocked?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

eric that's not a segway, that's his other invention.

www.segway.com

 

[BigFakeSmile]

some people are too lazy to live. i mean, im really lazy, but im still using my feet most days.

 

[The Dope]

Oh, I'm not surprised. But SEGWAY? I guess I just find it amusing that so many threads end up mentioning segways at least in passing.