I'll take a wild guess, let's see... left to right, starting in the top row:
Holy grail, notes, code, legendary,
fast response, lots of new cabinets (or new cabinet simulation), meaty sound, floor control,
better distribution (!?), bigger algorithms, uh... Iphone support?, you're in for quite a ride,
happyness, direct response (as direct as it gets), lots of different flavours, pure sex,
don't know, for free (I wish, haha), way bigger algorithms, read the fucking manual,
victory, paradoxon (great sound for small price?), jackpot, if you believe all that stuff you're a donkey.
Yeah, Axe FX 2? Or, in regard of the last picture, the biggest hoax of all time.
EDIT: Ok, upon further thought, I guess it's a big firmware update that takes way better advantage of the DSP, thus allowing deeper algorithms = more realistic sound and even faster response. And it'll be for free (Santa)... actually that picture is why I don't think Axe FX 2 anymore.
Simpler user interface (donkey), so a finished Axe Edit 1.0.